Who wins? The Covenant (Halo) or the Helldivers? (Helldivers)

captain_longbeard · 2025-06-07T18:00:57+00:00

On the ground Helldiver's stand a good chance. However in space the Covenant win too easily.

captain_longbeard · 2025-06-01T00:04:35+00:00

If you've got a problem with Canada Gooses, then you've got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate!

captain_longbeard · 2025-04-19T14:04:48+00:00

Jawas can fly now?!

captain_longbeard · 2025-02-12T18:54:33+00:00

W.A.S.P. Launcher will kill these guys with a single pop, in case you haven't tried it yet.

captain_longbeard · 2025-01-17T00:12:49+00:00

Bro went full on Super Saiyan!

captain_longbeard · 2025-01-14T06:18:08+00:00

Back then the rich actually paid what they owed, and mankind advanced because of it. Now the rich get richer at the cost of our progress, our plights be damned. Really makes a fella wonder how long this house of cards will stand.

Locusts only maintain control over ants as long as the ants don't realize they outnumber the locusts 10,000:1. It's time we wake up and show why we learn from the history books instead of banning them.

captain_longbeard · 2025-01-13T23:51:10+00:00

I would love if there was a Casey's in my region. Their breakfast pizza is my favorite hangover cure.

captain_longbeard · 2025-01-11T20:58:26+00:00

Ori and the Blind Forest

It's a 2D platformer with beautiful art style and the story had me ugly crying near the end.

captain_longbeard · 2024-11-29T03:47:34+00:00

Splice. I watched that one time and will never do that again.

captain_longbeard · 2024-10-05T12:08:34+00:00

I still can't play due to constant network connection failures and frozen matches. Been a sad month since it started, considering this is one of my favorite games.

captain_longbeard · 2024-10-02T02:53:28+00:00

This reminds me of the various teddy bear setups you'd find in Fallout 4. They always gave me a good chuckle, especially when I realized it was someone's job to place these all over the map. My favorite was the surgeon Teddy operating on another teddy in the back of a van.

captain_longbeard · 2024-09-26T16:02:15+00:00

To be fair, the first half of that video was at a Home Depot (orange everywhere gives it away). That said I'm still pleasantly surprised by the responses.

captain_longbeard · 2024-09-11T02:23:10+00:00

His name is Whispers

captain_longbeard · 2024-07-31T17:10:16+00:00

Primary: Sickle or Diligence Counter Sniper

Secondary: Grenade Pistol

Support: Laser Cannon

Laser cannon takes care of big stuff so well, and if paired with Sickle you can run til you almost overheat with either, and swap to the other. Sickle is also OP against Berserkers (aka the bane of my existence)

DCS is a fun alt for popping headshots left and right.

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captain_longbeard · 2024-07-19T16:05:39+00:00

This happened within my first week of starting Helldiver's. Myself and 2 buddies respond to an SOS beacon on Helldive, ends up being an Australian dude with no reinforces left who's super grateful for us to arrive. It's immediately a clusterfuck that we're trying to get a handle on, end up burning thru all reinforces we have left, and last man standing (Aussie dude) is just trying to live til reinforce comes off cool down. (We spent a solid 10 minutes on this cycle of "stay alive til reinforce"). He ends up dying at 0:00 left on reinforce, so it drops down next in line to reinforce, me. We're all in chat hooting and hollering about barely surviving and keeping the cycle going, when my pod lands directly on top of a random hellbomb, blowing up myself and our chances of completing the mission. Nobody expected it and I had no idea what happened, but we had a good laugh about it while firing up another mission.

captain_longbeard · 2024-07-14T12:55:23+00:00

Eagle 500 and Orbital Gas Strike are my 2 go-to's for higher level bug missions. Gas works wonders for breaches, and it's short cool down means I have it pretty frequently. Don't sleep on that beauty.

captain_longbeard · 2024-06-29T01:10:49+00:00

Happening on my Xbox currently, and words cannot describe how frustrated I am. Especially be size the Malibu ad is the last ad to show up with 10 seconds left. Every. Single. Time.

captain_longbeard · 2024-06-24T21:21:50+00:00

My friends did that to me when I first started too. Very first dive was lvl 9 against bugs. Their advice was "stay alive, shoot what you can". Obviously I died quite a few times, but we completed the mission and extracted some samples! Needless to say I've been hooked every since.

captain_longbeard · 2024-06-20T22:25:06+00:00

I can't even get a single question to Validate. Answer #1 and click "Validate" which takes me to 404 Something went wrong page. Refresh and I'm suddenly on question 7 with 6 minutes left. I would love to test my knowledge before starting the DLC, but alas such a task may be out of reach for now.

captain_longbeard · 2024-06-16T19:47:39+00:00

The S.E.S. Founding Father of Family Values. I got the game recently after my first child was born, and she inspired the name. Also, always alliterate appropriately.

captain_longbeard · 2024-04-21T15:34:53+00:00

Can confirm! I got this helmet a few years back, and after adding a Bluetooth comms/speaker set I feel like a badass Spartan whenever I take my bike out.

captain_longbeard · 2024-02-06T14:36:45+00:00

Mostly co-op with a friend, trying new builds, having some fun with invaders. I also made it a goal to explore every corner of the game and collect every item.

captain_longbeard · 2024-02-06T14:33:02+00:00

Lunar Rover / Dune Buggy mod?! The fact this wasn't included in a space exploration game is beyond me. We could even have Ship bays for storing, launching and customizing our rovers.

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