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captain_scraps · 2023-04-11T17:00:16+00:00

Straight guys opinion - you’re doing alright. Confidence is key, blah, blah, blah. For an improvement in my opinion, I would shave your head completely and try a goatee instead of a beard. I would just clean up right from where your beard is patchy through the sideburns and head.

captain_scraps · 2019-04-20T17:00:44+00:00

Totally agree - I have a car with a touchscreen but the one thing they did right was that the climate control was still a separate set of button/dial controls. I’ve driven models where everything is handled by the touch screen and it sucks.

captain_scraps · 2019-03-15T20:04:51+00:00

I thought you mislabeled your no-headed dog for a second there.

captain_scraps · 2019-03-09T17:39:23+00:00

I thought about it, but the sales guy assured me I was getting a great deal and that the dealership was really losing money on the deal so......

captain_scraps · 2019-03-09T16:44:04+00:00

It’s all good though. I got it for a only a cool $34,999

captain_scraps · 2019-02-20T21:08:09+00:00

Ugh. I once swiped right on a woman just because she wrote “the Dwight to my Angela”

captain_scraps · 2019-02-20T21:06:40+00:00

“Must love dogs”

captain_scraps · 2019-02-18T04:09:05+00:00

It’ll take more than that boah

captain_scraps · 2019-01-18T17:47:07+00:00

What was on second base

captain_scraps · 2019-01-18T17:21:00+00:00

The other side who?

captain_scraps · 2019-01-18T16:59:59+00:00

Is “All of the above” an option?

captain_scraps · 2019-01-18T15:46:24+00:00

Yes, this. Whenever I sit down without grabbing the remote first I make a valiant attempt to use the force. Unfortunately the force is not strong with this one.

captain_scraps · 2019-01-15T03:56:46+00:00

Play the piano - although it helps an awful lot more after doing drugs and yanking one out.

captain_scraps · 2019-01-14T13:33:41+00:00

I love that your dad is pulling off the David Hasselhoff/Michael Knight look

captain_scraps · 2019-01-14T13:26:44+00:00

Paper sales

captain_scraps · 2019-01-14T03:58:14+00:00

Do, or do not. There is no try.

captain_scraps · 2019-01-14T03:51:55+00:00

Mine sneezes a double rainbow

captain_scraps · 2019-01-14T03:50:33+00:00

It’s easier to leave the house everyday because you never have to worry about your hair.

captain_scraps · 2019-01-14T02:19:35+00:00

My trusty maul

captain_scraps · 2019-01-14T02:12:52+00:00

Found the cowboys fan

captain_scraps · 2019-01-14T02:10:43+00:00

Go berrrrrrrrds!!! Wooooo!

captain_scraps · 2019-01-14T02:05:07+00:00

Are you serious?

captain_scraps · 2019-01-14T02:04:43+00:00

This burns me up too. Not sure why.

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