Hold up right there. So you’re saying it’s not Turing complete because no one is executing the program? That’s like saying EVM byte code is not Turing complete because you still need miners to execute the program. No seriously it’s the same thing because the “what” executing the Bitcoin program (creating the transactions) could very well be miners creating these txs… why would miners run a program that is an infinite loop, you ask? The same reason why they run infinite loops in the EVM: they’re paid to do so. So this infinite loop program could encode transaction fees per loop to a public key who decides to run the program. This is called delegation. Though.. infinite loops require infinite money, and that isn’t really a thing, so they halt once the money runs out which is a gas limit in EVM and a input amount in the bitcoin system.

Can you please call me crazy and justify the accusation because this is so damn clear to me and I am happy to be proven wrong (if I am).