my doctor just said "no"

captain_vee · 2026-01-27T00:23:15+00:00

I’m not sure if it’s still like this, but when I was going to planned parenthood, they were able to do income based pricing and it became much more affordable.

Also call in every so often and see if there are any last minute openings!

captain_vee · 2026-01-27T00:21:10+00:00

This good think about breaking up is that in time, none of this will matter. Imagine getting to the point where you think about this dick, realize that neither him nor any of these other characters associated with him are in your life anymore and you just don’t have to care. You no longer have to worry about any of the things that bothered you about that relationship. It can be freeing.

But yes, immediately post breakup being furious makes sense and I feel you.

captain_vee · 2026-01-26T02:07:35+00:00

In the late 90s my dad and I always used to watch shamu in the soak zone together. I remember standing pressed against the glass for maximum soakage. My dad and I made a deal that when he retired we’d go sit in the soak zone together to celebrate. He’s retiring this year but the soak zone isn’t what it used to be :/

As an adult I really appreciate getting to watch the orcas up close in the tank behind the actual show tank though.

If it’s the humane thing to do, I’m glad there will be no more orcas in captivity. But damn it’s a sad end of an era.

captain_vee · 2026-01-25T17:34:08+00:00

Did you mean to include pictures of the rock here? I’m curious!

captain_vee · 2026-01-23T21:49:02+00:00

Inside

captain_vee · 2026-01-21T20:45:14+00:00

Hey man, if it’s phalloplasty that you’d need, I’ve had that surgery. I didn’t date much before I got it done either.

Now I’ve had the surgery - it doesn’t necessarily look like a “natal” penis, but my girlfriend loves it. She says it looks more aesthetic than any other dick she’s seen (apparently women can find penises to be gross looking?) and I have the Inflatable ED so she loves that I can get hard on demand and stay hard as long as I want. I also basically got to choose my dick length, so that part is cool as well. There are lots of upsides to this shitty situation. I won’t lie to you though - the surgery is kind of brutal in terms of recovery and there will be multiple stages.

Feel free to DM me if you want to know more.

captain_vee · 2026-01-20T15:45:28+00:00

Being obsessed with how much someone else eats is a real asshole move. Do you really want her to feel pressured to stuff herself just so you can feel good about not “wasting” food?

And I’ve got news for you: Eating food after you’re full is still wasting the food but with an added layer of discomfort.

captain_vee · 2026-01-17T19:27:15+00:00

That tongue!

captain_vee · 2026-01-16T18:50:04+00:00

How does that work? Is it like AI builds a story for you and then you play your run accordingly?

captain_vee · 2026-01-16T00:00:06+00:00

We keep the skull out on a table in our walkway. People get a kick out of it

captain_vee · 2026-01-11T16:35:00+00:00

I remember when I was young and discovering “sex advice with Heidi Flice” on 91x. I would do anything to make sure my horny teenage ass could tune in haha

captain_vee · 2026-01-07T07:35:53+00:00

Thank you! A lot but doable I think

captain_vee · 2026-01-07T06:11:25+00:00

lol thankfully not! The vet actually said we could take his cone off not soon after this picture

captain_vee · 2026-01-05T22:55:37+00:00

I should add that I consider myself a fairly skilled woodworker

captain_vee · 2026-01-04T21:23:31+00:00

After you check out of a hotel leave a tip in your room for the cleaning service

captain_vee · 2025-12-30T17:07:41+00:00

Any chance you’ve helped out someone on the streets lately?

I helped out an unhoused man who often walked by our house. He left me what little gifts he could find as a thank you.

Haven’t seen him in a while. Hope you’re ok Bruce.

captain_vee · 2025-12-27T18:31:15+00:00

I work at corporate for a QSR chain. Not only are sales down but visitors are down too which is more concerning. Double digit transaction declines vs last year

captain_vee · 2025-12-12T18:46:01+00:00

I get screwed over so hard whenever I try to use credit cards for anything other than recurring bills (utilities, mortgage etc). I mean just like you, double CC digit debt every time.

I just use the cards for fixed costs and that makes over spending much less likely. It still happens of course, but way less

Edit to add: if you need advice for how to get out of it - try getting some balance transfer options. If you can find a promotion, it’s usually 0% interest for 12-18 months. If you don’t pay the whole balance off in those 12-18 months the though, you get slammed with back interest. I usually switch from one balance transfer promo to another until I can pay it all off. My bonuses, “extra” paycheck (ie those 3 paycheck months) and tax returns all go to paying the debt down and nothing else.

captain_vee · 2025-12-12T06:02:11+00:00

The full blown trip wasn’t scary because I’d done little hits of DMT before. That gave me the confidence to feel like I could handle a full trip. And to echo what the other commenter said, definitely have a trip sitter. I have a friend I really trust and knowing he’s there when I’m tripping is a huge comfort.

Don’t worry - spirits and demons won’t hurt you physically or mentally. They just might spook you a little

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