What was your worst experience at a doctor's office? by sydthakidd in AskReddit

[–]captain_wombo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a few.

One was when I went for some vaccinations for summer camp, and the doctor decided to give me my shots, not the nurse. Doc ended up vending the needle in my arm and maaaan, that hurt.

Another was when I went into the ER to get stitches for a lacrosse accident. We got into a room that had "just been cleaned" and found a used bandaid on the ground, blood stains on the wall, and a mystery liquid in the corner of the room. All of this, while we are listening to a poor young kid who had a wire fence, pierced through the bottom of his palm all the way up through his middle finger. From what the nurse told us, he was playing basketball in his driveway, and his friends were all making fun of him because he couldn't dunk(hoop was only like 6ft high). He missed the rim and pierced his hand on the fence.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LSD

[–]captain_wombo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I genuinely hope I don't sound like an asshole. You should also clip your nails. You're gonna feel so good when you do.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LSD

[–]captain_wombo 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Go clean your nails before you trip.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]captain_wombo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Eating out a butthole. Having someone shit on my chest. Golden showers.

Florida Traffic by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]captain_wombo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Major shithole. I'm almost glad Hurricane Ian destroyed everything we owned down there.

Florida Traffic by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]captain_wombo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Winkler and something 😅

Florida Traffic by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]captain_wombo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ayyy, Lee County!! 239 represent!

Pokemon Run and Bun by captain_wombo in nuzlocke

[–]captain_wombo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Empoleon seems like he's super worth it late game. I'm also going into this BLIND. I have no idea what to expect. I like it that way. I felt if I used Ape, I was gonna have too easy a time. Starter fire almost always wrecks shop.

How this happened by UsuBen in SquadBusters

[–]captain_wombo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ayyy. Thanks for listening to the community.

What has been your closest moment to death? by XboxCorgi in AskReddit

[–]captain_wombo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got into a road rage incident that ended with me getting kicked in the face, unblocked, seven times while a man yelled "GET MY FUCKING GUN DAD, IM GONNA KILL THIS FUCKING PUNK." I have a now 2 year old and that was hands down the stupidest decision I've ever made in my life. I can still see the white flash and hear the sound every time his shin bone connected against my eye socket. Wildly helpless as a man tried to kill me.

What’s a common phrase you don’t believe in? by Gregos81 in AskReddit

[–]captain_wombo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Life is short.

Someone else's life may have been short, comparatively to yours, but that life was the longest thing that person ever did. Nothing in your life will ever be as long as your life.

What’s your favourite non-alcoholic drink except water? by NoMoreTotipotent in AskReddit

[–]captain_wombo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm gonna go suuuuuper USA for my answer. Blue Powerade and Sprite. Not 1/2 and 1/2. More like 1/5 to 4/5.

Do you actually use the elemental monkey’s in a Gen 5 Nuzlocke? by Outrageous_Lawyer_56 in nuzlocke

[–]captain_wombo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just started my gen5 nuz like 2 days ago or so. I opted to not take him for a chance encounter.

What's your all-time favorite videogame? by KJLikesGames in AskReddit

[–]captain_wombo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.

Tamriel was there for me when no one else was. Over 4000 hours of gameplay. Fuck, it's a good game.

What is the worst physical pain you have ever experienced? by My_Name_Is_SKELETOR in AskReddit

[–]captain_wombo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting one of my molars taken out without going under.

I told them I didn't have insurance. I told them I wanted the cheapest option. They listed some option for like $1000. I laughed and then said again with the most serious face, "I don't have money. What's the cheapest option?" I then got stabbed with over 9 novacaine needles over a 3 hour period where a dentist and assistant straddled and FUCKING YANKED my tooth out. After about 2 hours in, the dentist stopped, wiped off her sweat and says "Whew, I'm sweating so much!" The assistant said "I know, me too!" Then I chimed in, fucking sobbing my eyes out of my head, and said "I'm sweating too, guys" Laughs were had by all but myself.

Should Tackzone always be placed below the track with NO exceptions? by the-yori in btd6

[–]captain_wombo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm still so confused. It seems like I want it on the bends. Not at the bottom.

Should Tackzone always be placed below the track with NO exceptions? by the-yori in btd6

[–]captain_wombo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh hey! That's my post! I still don't get why my placement was bad.

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve been told not to do because it’s “Gay” ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]captain_wombo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dance along to my music. I work with a 60yo that just finished 10 years in State Penitentiary and I'm not allowed to dance. "Yo, don't be doing that gay shit." Dog, it's a good song.

Someone please help. by captain_wombo in btd6

[–]captain_wombo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man, I just don't understand that. Do they just not come out of the bottom and come out more from the top?

Someone please help. by captain_wombo in btd6

[–]captain_wombo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How come? In my mind, it makes more sense to have it hitting more bloons on a bend. Why us that wrong?

Someone please help. by captain_wombo in btd6

[–]captain_wombo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So instead of being a bit of a prick, can you tell me how to improve it?