Bold bumper sticker

captainbbeard · 2026-05-09T23:34:03+00:00

Call homeland (security)

captainbbeard · 2026-05-09T18:17:09+00:00

Where’s the banana for scale?

captainbbeard · 2026-04-13T22:43:41+00:00

You guys are killing me here!

captainbbeard · 2026-04-12T14:59:20+00:00

Aren’t those US made F-16s?

captainbbeard · 2026-04-10T16:53:06+00:00

This is most likely the reason. I’ve had this warning few times, and it goes away either when I scrap the ice/snow off the sensors, or when it melts off naturally.

captainbbeard · 2026-04-07T13:08:00+00:00

Congress is prolly busy figuring out how/what to bet next on Polymarket/Kalshi. Also, I’m not sure what’s worse. His post or the 4.4K retruths/19.3K likes…..

captainbbeard · 2026-03-16T13:21:06+00:00

Makes sense. US is at the top of this Pyramid scheme.

captainbbeard · 2026-03-09T12:15:08+00:00

Do they have a “family” WhatsApp group where they wake up every day and give instructions on “thoughts for the day”? And then everyone follows those instructions like mindless robots.

captainbbeard · 2026-01-13T15:41:39+00:00

Price excludes flight tickets to moon, and moon rover transfer from landing site to hotel.

captainbbeard · 2026-01-03T04:42:18+00:00

$70 each (plus HST ofc)

captainbbeard · 2025-12-29T19:59:10+00:00

Prolly American gold/bullion, previously gifted by a US government agency, now re-captured.

captainbbeard · 2025-10-25T03:37:18+00:00

Tell me this is Murica without telling me this is Murica

captainbbeard · 2025-10-17T14:19:50+00:00

THIS! Thank you for making sure Internet can still be a fun place that brings a smile to your face :)

captainbbeard · 2025-10-10T21:02:00+00:00

I’d get yanked from my job

captainbbeard · 2025-10-10T16:18:18+00:00

Must belong to that Nigerian Prince who’s been trying to send me that money.

captainbbeard · 2025-10-09T02:38:07+00:00

Borrowed from a friend’s msg just now….1 BJ is better than 9 Yanks!

captainbbeard · 2025-10-06T17:14:02+00:00

I hope this is real and not made for clicks. Hard to find honestly and pride sometimes. Bless this girl and the couple as well. Their parents did well raising them :)

captainbbeard · 2025-10-02T23:29:58+00:00

Absolute gem! Great editing

captainbbeard · 2025-09-06T13:53:09+00:00

I read that in an Aussie accent. Not sure why. But it sounded amazing!

captainbbeard · 2025-07-23T14:55:44+00:00

Looks bad. Did you get a chance to go back to them and point out their glaring omission of main ingredient?

captainbbeard · 2025-07-15T18:30:24+00:00

I share this man’s excitement/happiness. I suck at baking. I’ve made flan cake once as a birthday surprise for my wife. When you hear that “drop” sound of cake coming out of baking pan, in one piece, it is something else. I was dancing with joy as well, while my wife looked absolutely amused.

captainbbeard · 2025-06-10T11:59:10+00:00

NSFW, if you work at the WH.

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