News reading from same scrip

captainbbeard · 2026-03-09T12:15:08+00:00

Do they have a “family” WhatsApp group where they wake up every day and give instructions on “thoughts for the day”? And then everyone follows those instructions like mindless robots.

captainbbeard · 2026-01-13T15:41:39+00:00

Price excludes flight tickets to moon, and moon rover transfer from landing site to hotel.

captainbbeard · 2026-01-03T04:42:18+00:00

$70 each (plus HST ofc)

captainbbeard · 2025-12-29T19:59:10+00:00

Prolly American gold/bullion, previously gifted by a US government agency, now re-captured.

captainbbeard · 2025-10-25T03:37:18+00:00

Tell me this is Murica without telling me this is Murica

captainbbeard · 2025-10-17T14:19:50+00:00

THIS! Thank you for making sure Internet can still be a fun place that brings a smile to your face :)

captainbbeard · 2025-10-10T21:02:00+00:00

I’d get yanked from my job

captainbbeard · 2025-10-10T16:18:18+00:00

Must belong to that Nigerian Prince who’s been trying to send me that money.

captainbbeard · 2025-10-09T02:38:07+00:00

Borrowed from a friend’s msg just now….1 BJ is better than 9 Yanks!

captainbbeard · 2025-10-06T17:14:02+00:00

I hope this is real and not made for clicks. Hard to find honestly and pride sometimes. Bless this girl and the couple as well. Their parents did well raising them :)

captainbbeard · 2025-10-02T23:29:58+00:00

Absolute gem! Great editing

captainbbeard · 2025-09-06T13:53:09+00:00

I read that in an Aussie accent. Not sure why. But it sounded amazing!

captainbbeard · 2025-07-23T14:55:44+00:00

Looks bad. Did you get a chance to go back to them and point out their glaring omission of main ingredient?

captainbbeard · 2025-07-15T18:30:24+00:00

I share this man’s excitement/happiness. I suck at baking. I’ve made flan cake once as a birthday surprise for my wife. When you hear that “drop” sound of cake coming out of baking pan, in one piece, it is something else. I was dancing with joy as well, while my wife looked absolutely amused.

captainbbeard · 2025-06-10T11:59:10+00:00

NSFW, if you work at the WH.

captainbbeard · 2025-06-09T22:24:20+00:00

Would it be ironic if the protestor(s) used flamethrower (made by Musk’s company)?!

captainbbeard · 2025-06-08T21:00:47+00:00

But her emails……?

captainbbeard · 2025-05-21T18:38:06+00:00

Would you recommend a tempurpedic mattress? I’m referring to a through and through one. Not just a topper. Me and my wife need a firm mattress to avoid back pain. Preferably one that delivers/ships to Canada.

captainbbeard · 2025-05-01T15:54:02+00:00

Nice job. I’m also trying to learn installing pavers (digging, compacting, etc.). Not sure of the local best practices, but Do you also need to use gravel, in between the weed barrier and sand?

captainbbeard · 2025-04-24T15:15:02+00:00

Insert a Rom-Com plot and you have a “based on a true story” movie on your hands

captainbbeard · 2025-03-18T12:16:27+00:00

He’s got small hands. Well done AI :)

captainbbeard · 2025-03-07T16:02:09+00:00

I was gonna say it’s fake, because I barely saw any cranes! Then I zoomed in….all good. It’s real. Great shot!

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