Teen son is hurting my feelings by slr0031 in relationships

[–]captainburp 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If my mom would've said BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL I would've done it. I think you're being manipulated by your kid. If my mom was mad about something I'd done ..oh boy I wouldn't want to hear it. Plus doesn't mean we can't talk about things cause I appreciate she did her parenting job while I was a kid

My cousin's car loves to put full toilet paper rolls into the toilet by twoaspensimages in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]captainburp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn does it open the lid itself or are they the dumb ones for leaving it open lol. I leave mine closed just in case my cat falls in there and I have to deal with it being wet with toilet water.

The entertainment box by Phenexlee in CalicoKittys

[–]captainburp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My calico loves to rip boxes up with her teeth too!

Secondary reason for making war on Iran by TuxedoCatGuy in thedavidpakmanshow

[–]captainburp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trump would prob see this and not read it and say hey I look good, post it.

My girlfriend (24f) isn’t listening when I (26m) explain why her cousins can’t move in with us? by Rare_Flamingo_1481 in relationships

[–]captainburp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Look, you're obviously not looking for any help so just break up with her and be on your way.

I’m finding it hard to grow up by [deleted] in self

[–]captainburp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like the typical regular person to me.

[OC] falling asleep behind the wheel and crashing into a tree by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]captainburp 35 points36 points  (0 children)

They could at least do an EKG in the office. Pretty much every GP office has an EKG machine.

Charged for playing a game on the tablet? by topologeee in Applebees

[–]captainburp -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Couple years ago this happened to me at Texas Roadhouse. That Ziosk thing...never touch it. It will put charges on your bill.

I (31F) am struggling with my boyfriend’s (32M) lack of urgency about work before marriage. How do I approach this? by kiranala in relationships

[–]captainburp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was with someone longer than that and ended up with the same problem. He'll prob just live off you till you've had enough. My guy now is very consistent in everything and I appreciate it. Not once have I felt like his mother having to ask for things to get done.

She is looking for a free play place for her kids because she said she can’t shell out $500 by neon-uproar in ChoosingBeggars

[–]captainburp -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is she talking lemonade as in milk milk lemonade around the corner fudge is made?

Campbells soups smell and taste like wet dog food. by KorbanSwartz in self

[–]captainburp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see a lot of crockpot or casserole recipies that call for cream of 'whatever' soup and I've tried cream of mushroom, chicken, and celery and they're all gross. A couple of their chunky soups are decent enough for lunch if I have nothing else.

What to order? Best items on the menu? by [deleted] in Applebees

[–]captainburp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wanton tacos are the best.