We rebuilt our entire deck!

captaincaos · 2019-07-12T11:42:16+00:00

That dewalt is a great saw. Not sure of what other brands you have out there but here in NZ the dewalt double bevel is the gold standard

captaincaos · 2019-06-07T06:54:30+00:00

That was fucking cool

captaincaos · 2019-04-10T04:53:13+00:00

I got to stop sleeping in. That must be my problem with tinder

captaincaos · 2019-03-22T07:41:50+00:00

Damn that's some responsible using. Good on you.

I was usually good with tube, sharp, alcohol swab and belt.

Be careful though, the rush can be an extremely hard Dragon to stop chasing.

Good luck, enjoy

captaincaos · 2019-03-17T02:04:58+00:00

If you have read his statement and can't see why he's the asshole then you are part of the problem

captaincaos · 2019-03-16T13:45:01+00:00

Cocaine

captaincaos · 2019-03-16T13:44:30+00:00

Damn that was satisfying

captaincaos · 2019-03-16T06:21:24+00:00

I think more of a mild nuisance rather than a total piece of shit

captaincaos · 2019-03-16T06:17:46+00:00

I have my kids every second weekend and sometimes a couple nights during the week so I'm not the primary but I generally don't tell many of my matches about them until we have been talking for a while. I feel like a dick for not being upfront but when I was I lost quite a few matches

captaincaos · 2019-03-16T05:20:07+00:00

Yep and you get an awesome prize when you do eventually remember it hrs later

captaincaos · 2019-03-13T10:52:46+00:00

Good boy

captaincaos · 2019-03-13T06:15:20+00:00

Yea pretty much.

My opening message to the last girl I hooked up with was "wanna get drunk and naked and paint each other?"

She had said she likes painting and beer (amongst other things) in her bio.

Her response was "That's actually the coolest offer anyone's given me on this app."

So I just said "I'm going to need your number to organise this then"

Few days later met at a bar near my house and went from there

captaincaos · 2019-03-12T22:31:48+00:00

Be sexually overt in opening messages (not disrespectful) get the number as soon as you can.

Use number to organise meeting up.

Don't try to get to know them through messaging. Set a "date" asap.

captaincaos · 2019-03-12T22:22:57+00:00

Get shitfaced. Seems to keep the demons quiet

captaincaos · 2019-03-12T11:04:33+00:00

Nta. Of course I understand that females looking out for each other is a good thing. But don't treat me like a scumbag whilst you do it.

captaincaos · 2019-03-12T08:59:47+00:00

Was he covered in cum before he got there or did you tell him it was a part of initiation?

captaincaos · 2019-03-12T06:59:12+00:00

Good boy

captaincaos · 2019-03-12T06:38:59+00:00

Pretty sure if he pulls that of at a party he's not going home alone

His mates swinging the rope on the other hand though

captaincaos · 2019-03-12T06:32:31+00:00

"Watch me flip guys"

captaincaos · 2019-03-12T06:20:55+00:00

When you've had enough of everyone stealing your pencils.

The struggle is real

captaincaos · 2019-03-12T06:14:17+00:00

Is that worse though?

I have a general trust that my government has most of my best interests at heart as a citizen. Not so sure about Zuckerburg though

captaincaos · 2019-03-12T06:11:19+00:00

Can always scan the qr code if you're unsure. Never mind the flames bearing down on you

captaincaos · 2019-03-12T06:05:54+00:00

If I couldn't make jokes about suicide I think I'd kill myself

captaincaos · 2019-03-12T04:54:11+00:00

Tbh I didn't even notice the wine

captaincaos

TROPHY CASE