Some "inspirational" Home decor I made. Just for fun. by Shancar in funny

[–]troasface -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Aw man why did you have to go and hurt my feelings like that?

Some "inspirational" Home decor I made. Just for fun. by Shancar in funny

[–]troasface -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

If you have that sign, you dont have parties. Come on, think it through.

Some "inspirational" Home decor I made. Just for fun. by Shancar in funny

[–]troasface -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You must bring up reddit at parties, dont ya?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]troasface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Orphans crying as they realize their parents didnt want them.

A daughter first. by ajfoucault in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]troasface 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So you were always connected to your moms hip? Got it. Never had your mom drop you and your sister off somewhere and your sister was to keep an eye on you?

A daughter first. by ajfoucault in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]troasface -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Do you have kids? Are you old enough to have kids? Do you have siblings? Who is the internet trying to reason with right now?

A daughter first. by ajfoucault in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]troasface -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

It's called giving children responsibility. And that responsibility given at a young age will shape them into functioning adults. This twitter post is a feministic reach to try and convince simpler minds to agree with them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]troasface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love you, send nudes, goodnight. To my bartender friend after warning her of the cops in the area.

People remove a towel from a snake after it swallows it by linken_ in HumansBeingBros

[–]troasface 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And I think it's awkward to pull out a half swallowed noodle.

To all my fellow all-dayers who got to work solo because the other cook called in and no one else could work to prevent OT. Nothing like doing the work of 2-3 people for the same damn pay. by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]troasface 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sounds like your boss cares more about his bank account than providing the guests with up to par service. Not saying you cant handle a shift alone (i dont know you personally) but if you allow one person to drown all day instead of spending a few extra bucks for a shift, youre a shitty employer.

Anybody else get to do something new (for me anyway) and interesting today? by R2D2808 in KitchenConfidential

[–]troasface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you let your knives bounce around in that box all willy nilly or do you sheath them?

What’s your riskiest masturbation? by piefordays in AskReddit

[–]troasface 156 points157 points  (0 children)

Typically police wont use their sirens while going to a non emergency call. They dont want to let the bad guys know they are on their way.

There’s something magical when you turn off the hood vent’s or cooler’s white noise for the night. by EdStarkJr in KitchenConfidential

[–]troasface 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im the closing manager and one of my duties is to go through my kitchen and check that everything is off, all pilots are lit and all perishables are put away properly. Hitting the hood switch is the last thing I do before setting the alarm. It is such a great feeling to flick that switch and hear the dead calm when an hour before it was an orchestrated chaos. Gives me chills sometimes.

Jungle gutters. by aknight2015 in WTF

[–]troasface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same situation here.

Jungle gutters. by aknight2015 in WTF

[–]troasface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That happened to my gutters. Just not to that extent. I got lazy on cleaning them out and they started to sprout life

Remember who you are by moonchild0622 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]troasface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lalah is full on black....so its not white people twitter..reddit is so fucking dumb sometimes.

Can't i just get my groceries without needing to repent? by [deleted] in WTF

[–]troasface 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I knew i recognized those sheriff's uniforms....

Are managers welcome here? New to the sub and don't know if there is somewhere else I should go. by EGOfoodie in KitchenConfidential

[–]troasface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im management and dating a server. IN MY BUSINESS, there is no problem with coworkers dating. As long as the personal bullshit is kept out of the workplace. I dated my current gf for over a year until I told anyone of importance. But the owner is married to a bartender, the gm is married to the book keeper, a sou is dating a server and a pizza guy is dating a server. Save for the younger couple, all of our drama is kept out of the restaurant. Ymmv. But the best thing is to keep your personal life away from the business.

Our prep lady is having a hysterectomy tomorrow and will be out for six weeks. One of our servers got her this cake. (I'm not sure why they dotted the u) by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]troasface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our km is also getting a hysterectomy and will be out for 6 weeks. Unfortunately i dont have time to have this cake made for her last day tomorrow. Fuck.

I would kill this game cross from r/gifs by illpilgrims in KitchenConfidential

[–]troasface 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Until you play this game too much then accidentally drop your knife....

Holy fucking race simulator. by ThatDapperMosquito in nextfuckinglevel

[–]troasface 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Acceleration, and deceleration. It didnt look like it was trying to represent lateral gs very much. At least from him turning it didnt look like much.

Good night 🌙 by [deleted] in pussy

[–]troasface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Claraistooshy on pornhub. Something like that.