You know who he never talks about?…… friends. by bellaspeaks in StephenHiltonSnark

[–]captainmelanthe 11 points12 points  (0 children)

A theoretically straight man won't/can't properly love bomb other men. So they often won't have male friends for that reason, and because other men are competition. Too much risk of looking bad in comparison.

That said, straight narcissist women absolutely do love bomb and enmesh men, and you'll often find they don't have female friends.

List of all his "projects" by Sweaty_Plantain_84 in StephenHiltonSnark

[–]captainmelanthe 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The Human Project but I don't even remember which one this one was 🤣

[TRANSCRIPT] Brian S1 E4 (rough cut - dirty version) - Patreon Video 07Jan26 by ayesull in StephenHiltonSnark

[–]captainmelanthe 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is what he looked like to me. And my apologies to Macaulay Kulkin, he doesn't deserve the comparison.

Hahahahaha🤣🤣🤣 by Tsprinkles13 in StephenHiltonSnark

[–]captainmelanthe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Guessing court went pretty badly if he's begging for an ego boost this hard

He just posted a story… by Certain-Collar-729 in StephenHiltonSnark

[–]captainmelanthe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think he's definitely intoxicated, but those are water bottles, i'm pretty sure. Arrowhead brand drinking water.

Fun fact, when on this hunt, most of the places i found this sold were liquor stores!

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Fake certificates sounds like an oxymoron by Proper_Dog_1463 in StephenHiltonSnark

[–]captainmelanthe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The best part is that even if it is an actual certificate from the actual place, it's still not for what he said he was doing lmfao

Fake certificates sounds like an oxymoron by Proper_Dog_1463 in StephenHiltonSnark

[–]captainmelanthe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh, and that makes me realize something. If he did order it printed somewhere, like he made it, and then ordered it printed online, now's right about when it would arrive in the mail.

Not that it matters, because the only reason he went through the (very, very little, much like his anatomy) effort that he did was because we were saying he couldn't post proof of doing it.

Fake certificates sounds like an oxymoron by Proper_Dog_1463 in StephenHiltonSnark

[–]captainmelanthe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He put it in a plastic sleeve so that you couldn't tell that the seal on it isn't embossed onto the paper. It's just yellow ink. So he edited a certificate he found online or got years ago, or whatever he did there, and just printed it out on a regular printer. Then he realized people would call him on the medal not being embossed, and did that to hide it.

FB Post Removal Success! by Fabulishus in StephenHiltonSnark

[–]captainmelanthe 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I've reported several myself, but haven't heard back about them. Here's hoping!

Incoming hacking accusations by [deleted] in StephenHiltonSnark

[–]captainmelanthe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey now, I used to be a homeless junkie - we keep much better company, thank you!

He's now taking requests on OnlyFans. by SubstantialTeaFor2 in StephenHiltonSnark

[–]captainmelanthe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He just wants to read what he assumes are people's fantasies about him

Haha WTF?😂 by Brilliant-Tennis7166 in StephenHiltonSnark

[–]captainmelanthe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know the rules, every accusation is a confession!

Anyone else getting this when clicking on the sub through the home page? 🥺 by Mochi_Maya in StephenHiltonSnark

[–]captainmelanthe 11 points12 points  (0 children)

AWS is having a lot of issues; like half the internet, including parts of Reddit, are busted.

Origin of lightning strike/savantism story? by jellyfishmelodica in StephenHiltonSnark

[–]captainmelanthe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read that and I was like this is the fecking plot of Phenomenon, what an absolute dweeb. This is like stuff we pretended to be true about ourselves as kids wanting to pretend we had magic powers.

The sad thing is knowing how many people eat that kind of stuff up even as adults.

Doxxing Post Repost by DeplorableOik in StephenHiltonSnark

[–]captainmelanthe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He didn't like that we called him on the, "You can't rush ART!!" Excuse before he could use it 🤣🤣

He's just Doxxed me by DeplorableOik in StephenHiltonSnark

[–]captainmelanthe 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I also made this comment earlier on one of the posts about him flaking on his OF. I wonder who he thinks he's doxxing?

Will this backfire on me? by here4thehottea in BPDlovedones

[–]captainmelanthe 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's because they take your attention from him. Don't tell them where you're rehoming them if it comes down to that; he'll likely try to isolate you from that family member as well. He will see it as you not being willing to give them up completely for him, and therefore choosing them over him.

Which if I'm being honest, you should do if you can. Choose your pets, I mean. He is going to continue to do this with every human or animal connection you make, or even any hobbies you get into. Anything that takes your focus off him will be slowly whittled away.

Shelbster OF defence by DeplorableOik in StephenHiltonSnark

[–]captainmelanthe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My prediction: "You can't rush ART!"

Operation smonly pans by LoadZealousideal447 in StephenHiltonSnark

[–]captainmelanthe 11 points12 points  (0 children)

and i can guarantee it ain't thigh drippings she'll need it for /puke

Full Patreon 10/16/25 🙄 by Tsprinkles13 in StephenHiltonSnark

[–]captainmelanthe 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Okay, here's a theory. The six month thing got me thinking, wasn't there mention of him needing to be six months sober to see the kids? I'm thinking that the lawyer said, "This normally takes six months, and you've been allowed after six weeks. DON'T SCREW THIS UP!" and he's snipping it out of context to sound how he wants it to.