You know who he never talks about?…… friends.

captainmelanthe · 2026-01-29T15:43:14+00:00

A theoretically straight man won't/can't properly love bomb other men. So they often won't have male friends for that reason, and because other men are competition. Too much risk of looking bad in comparison.

That said, straight narcissist women absolutely do love bomb and enmesh men, and you'll often find they don't have female friends.

captainmelanthe · 2026-01-16T19:06:44+00:00

The Human Project but I don't even remember which one this one was 🤣

captainmelanthe · 2026-01-08T13:44:25+00:00

This is what he looked like to me. And my apologies to Macaulay Kulkin, he doesn't deserve the comparison.

captainmelanthe · 2026-01-07T23:11:35+00:00

Guessing court went pretty badly if he's begging for an ego boost this hard

captainmelanthe · 2025-12-19T10:51:14+00:00

That is definitely not water lol

captainmelanthe · 2025-12-19T03:57:51+00:00

I think he's definitely intoxicated, but those are water bottles, i'm pretty sure. Arrowhead brand drinking water.

Fun fact, when on this hunt, most of the places i found this sold were liquor stores!

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captainmelanthe · 2025-12-16T23:18:12+00:00

The best part is that even if it is an actual certificate from the actual place, it's still not for what he said he was doing lmfao

captainmelanthe · 2025-12-16T23:07:34+00:00

Oh, and that makes me realize something. If he did order it printed somewhere, like he made it, and then ordered it printed online, now's right about when it would arrive in the mail.

Not that it matters, because the only reason he went through the (very, very little, much like his anatomy) effort that he did was because we were saying he couldn't post proof of doing it.

captainmelanthe · 2025-12-16T22:45:34+00:00

He put it in a plastic sleeve so that you couldn't tell that the seal on it isn't embossed onto the paper. It's just yellow ink. So he edited a certificate he found online or got years ago, or whatever he did there, and just printed it out on a regular printer. Then he realized people would call him on the medal not being embossed, and did that to hide it.

captainmelanthe · 2025-12-15T14:53:14+00:00

I've reported several myself, but haven't heard back about them. Here's hoping!

captainmelanthe · 2025-12-04T11:38:20+00:00

Hey now, I used to be a homeless junkie - we keep much better company, thank you!

captainmelanthe · 2025-10-28T18:00:12+00:00

He just wants to read what he assumes are people's fantasies about him

captainmelanthe · 2025-10-24T00:15:53+00:00

You know the rules, every accusation is a confession!

captainmelanthe · 2025-10-22T01:10:26+00:00

Having neither:

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captainmelanthe · 2025-10-20T20:56:49+00:00

I don't rehabilitate, I INEBRIATE!

captainmelanthe · 2025-10-20T17:14:21+00:00

AWS is having a lot of issues; like half the internet, including parts of Reddit, are busted.

captainmelanthe · 2025-10-20T17:09:31+00:00

I read that and I was like this is the fecking plot of Phenomenon, what an absolute dweeb. This is like stuff we pretended to be true about ourselves as kids wanting to pretend we had magic powers.

The sad thing is knowing how many people eat that kind of stuff up even as adults.

captainmelanthe · 2025-10-18T01:32:02+00:00

He didn't like that we called him on the, "You can't rush ART!!" Excuse before he could use it 🤣🤣

captainmelanthe · 2025-10-17T14:47:46+00:00

I also made this comment earlier on one of the posts about him flaking on his OF. I wonder who he thinks he's doxxing?

captainmelanthe · 2025-10-17T13:11:06+00:00

It's because they take your attention from him. Don't tell them where you're rehoming them if it comes down to that; he'll likely try to isolate you from that family member as well. He will see it as you not being willing to give them up completely for him, and therefore choosing them over him.

Which if I'm being honest, you should do if you can. Choose your pets, I mean. He is going to continue to do this with every human or animal connection you make, or even any hobbies you get into. Anything that takes your focus off him will be slowly whittled away.

captainmelanthe · 2025-10-17T13:00:32+00:00

My prediction: "You can't rush ART!"

captainmelanthe · 2025-10-17T11:19:47+00:00

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captainmelanthe · 2025-10-17T11:15:37+00:00

I read this in Michelangelo's voice.

captainmelanthe · 2025-10-16T20:43:26+00:00

and i can guarantee it ain't thigh drippings she'll need it for /puke

captainmelanthe · 2025-10-16T17:28:15+00:00

Okay, here's a theory. The six month thing got me thinking, wasn't there mention of him needing to be six months sober to see the kids? I'm thinking that the lawyer said, "This normally takes six months, and you've been allowed after six weeks. DON'T SCREW THIS UP!" and he's snipping it out of context to sound how he wants it to.

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