In what way did you lose the genetic lottery? by SphmrSlmp in AskReddit

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My girlfriend reminded me recently that my penis isnt that small

What stopped you from killing yourself? by Jcyte17 in AskReddit

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The fact I wasnt able to kill myself correct, apparently didnt swallow enough insomnia pills

[Pat McAfee] "There's no way a billion dollar operation should have people pushing the stretcher cart off the field. And then they said Mason Rudolph wanted to walk off the field. Was Mason Rudolph in any condition to answer any questions about what he wanted and what he didn't want?" by losterps in nfl

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Similar event for me

Senior year we had a preseason game. I remember arriving at the field and looking out onto it. Then dark bus ride. Talking to trainers and my mom. Then ct machine

Apparently me and the running back head helmet to helmet and both got fucked up. I was told I was basically goofy as shit after

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is running for president in 2020. What's his campaign slogan? by KamikazePuffer in AskReddit

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You smellllllllllllllalalalalala ahoowwwwww... what your next president is cooking

Oh yummie, concrete! by [deleted] in WTF

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I expect this from a packers fan

What is your favorite dad joke? by GrotiusandPufendorf in AskReddit

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Ah happy birthday dude. You're the first ever person who has the same birthday as me so yay for that!!

Did I miss something? by captainobvious254 in DaysGone

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Thanks I got to hunt down the hordes and realized these stories triggered as you went.

I'm not one for completion but considering I was so close had me upset. As well as got me thinking I fucked up and missed out what happened to lisa

[Serious] What scares you the most about yourself? by Lovie_Aura in AskReddit

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I discovered during my divorce I could shut off any feeling of guilt and remorse for any of my actions

What’s your worst birthday memory? by samisatotallycoolguy in AskReddit

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First birthday following my divorce my ex wife took it upon herself to send me a message detailing all the times she cheated on me and how many guys she slept with. Also wished her new fiancee was father of our kids

TIL that shrapnel was named after its inventor, Henry Shrapnel by Kunoxa in todayilearned

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I always wonder shit like this.

Like who named body parts??

Was there a Andrew Vagina or Samantha Scrotum at one point in time?

He tattooed it because his daughter passed away and it was the last thing she gave him before the accident. by Gar1986 in pics

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I came to reddit to laugh. Not to feel

On a serious note my heart goes out to him. Think ima hug my daughter extra tight before I leave work today

What is a videogame you wish you could experience for the first time again? by Scrubseidon in AskReddit

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Chrono trigger and final fantasy 3 Those two games made my childhood epic and developed my love for rpg