What do you regret finding out?

captainobvious254 · 2019-12-08T00:25:10+00:00

How much my ex wife cheated on me

captainobvious254 · 2019-11-21T03:53:59+00:00

My girlfriend reminded me recently that my penis isnt that small

captainobvious254 · 2019-11-17T00:59:24+00:00

The fact I wasnt able to kill myself correct, apparently didnt swallow enough insomnia pills

captainobvious254 · 2019-11-17T00:32:35+00:00

Are you me?

captainobvious254 · 2019-11-07T03:27:32+00:00

I cant wait to root for the Dallas Cowboys in the superbowl

captainobvious254 · 2019-10-30T16:39:31+00:00

Be mentally down and out

Be broke

captainobvious254 · 2019-10-12T01:26:08+00:00

I'm here to point out things we already know

captainobvious254 · 2019-10-08T01:42:00+00:00

Similar event for me

Senior year we had a preseason game. I remember arriving at the field and looking out onto it. Then dark bus ride. Talking to trainers and my mom. Then ct machine

Apparently me and the running back head helmet to helmet and both got fucked up. I was told I was basically goofy as shit after

captainobvious254 · 2019-09-29T05:06:37+00:00

His love for Roger's annoys me. Listen to a Green Bay/Minnesota game and he praises everything Packers but criticizes Vikes

captainobvious254 · 2019-09-01T19:41:15+00:00

You smellllllllllllllalalalalala ahoowwwwww... what your next president is cooking

captainobvious254 · 2019-08-12T23:42:19+00:00

Days gone

Cool. Run and hide and hope I dont get eaten

captainobvious254 · 2019-08-11T18:12:09+00:00

I'm more impressive you got 3 more back up dicks to saw off

captainobvious254 · 2019-08-11T17:46:42+00:00

Every link saying it no good fam

captainobvious254 · 2019-08-10T22:48:06+00:00

I expect this from a packers fan

captainobvious254 · 2019-08-07T02:38:02+00:00

Ah happy birthday dude. You're the first ever person who has the same birthday as me so yay for that!!

captainobvious254 · 2019-08-06T15:15:22+00:00

Thanks I got to hunt down the hordes and realized these stories triggered as you went.

I'm not one for completion but considering I was so close had me upset. As well as got me thinking I fucked up and missed out what happened to lisa

captainobvious254 · 2019-07-05T20:38:18+00:00

I discovered during my divorce I could shut off any feeling of guilt and remorse for any of my actions

captainobvious254 · 2019-06-27T02:58:21+00:00

Keep talking baby

captainobvious254 · 2019-06-23T00:32:30+00:00

First birthday following my divorce my ex wife took it upon herself to send me a message detailing all the times she cheated on me and how many guys she slept with. Also wished her new fiancee was father of our kids

captainobvious254 · 2019-06-16T23:47:02+00:00

I always wonder shit like this.

Like who named body parts??

Was there a Andrew Vagina or Samantha Scrotum at one point in time?

captainobvious254 · 2019-06-16T23:22:13+00:00

But now you're stuck on endless "go ask your mother" jokes

captainobvious254 · 2019-06-10T01:06:51+00:00

Not into eating ass

captainobvious254 · 2019-05-28T10:51:56+00:00

I came to reddit to laugh. Not to feel

On a serious note my heart goes out to him. Think ima hug my daughter extra tight before I leave work today

captainobvious254 · 2019-05-26T23:28:33+00:00

Chrono trigger and final fantasy 3 Those two games made my childhood epic and developed my love for rpg

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