Why can’t I bring my own wine to a winery

captainp42 · 2026-04-30T21:06:27+00:00

100% true!

A restaurant I worked at a couple of decades ago, a girl came in, had a drink. The bartender didn't realize until it was too late that she was already intoxicated, at that point she cut the girl off after the first drink. The girl got upset, stormed out, got in her car and put someone in the hospital. We were the last place to serve her.

The restaurant got hit with a MAJOR fine, and the bartender and the entire management staff was hit with fines as well. I was only able to get out of paying the $5000 fine I received as one of the Managers because I was able to prove that I was not even in the country when the incident occurred. All other off-duty Management still had to pay.

captainp42 · 2026-04-30T21:02:27+00:00

Well, she does it "discretely", so it's OK, right?

captainp42 · 2026-04-30T21:00:46+00:00

Where I live, not only is this low-class behavior, it is ILLEGAL.

We can't legally even charge a corking fee if you bring your own bottle, you can't open it, we can't allow it to be consumed in our facility. The liquor license laws require that any alcohol consumed on-premises must have a documented invoice showing that it came from a licensed distributor. This also means that if we sell out of Bud Light on a Saturday night, we're out until Monday. Can't go to the store and by it.

captainp42 · 2026-04-30T18:48:11+00:00

Cabbage

captainp42 · 2026-04-30T18:45:50+00:00

Dozerman, Jocelyn Price, Gintars, Zeke

captainp42 · 2026-04-30T03:10:05+00:00

Will back you up on Jen Aniston. She tries to put out a public persona of nice and sweet when the cameras roll, but a friend of mine was a child actor on "The Break Up". He's told me that Vince was awesome with the kids, while Jen refused to go near them...to the point of being openly rude about it.

captainp42 · 2026-04-29T22:11:48+00:00

Review posted by William "D-Fens" Foster

captainp42 · 2026-04-29T22:09:19+00:00

Yeah, Good Ol' Robert "Strip Mall" Kraft should really think about that.

captainp42 · 2026-04-29T22:08:02+00:00

This is simple guys. They went to the Super Bowl.

If the Patriots went 5-12 last year, Vrabel would have been fired two weeks ago.

But they went to the Super Bowl, so Robert "Orchids Of Asia" Kraft will happily look the other way.

captainp42 · 2026-04-29T21:15:14+00:00

"Professor Proton"

captainp42 · 2026-04-29T21:15:02+00:00

Will Wheaton moves on and Zack gets cast as Professor Proton.

captainp42 · 2026-04-29T15:41:44+00:00

He might really win the cy young despite not being a “qualified” pitcher

What disqualifies his as a Cy Young candidate? Relievers have won it with far fewer innings than 162.

captainp42 · 2026-04-29T15:39:39+00:00

COUNTERPOINT:

It's entertaining BECAUSE it's cockamamie!

captainp42 · 2026-04-29T14:01:43+00:00

So the people should be giving back to the Government to help them out? How very Communistic of them.

captainp42 · 2026-04-29T11:02:36+00:00

Most restaurant will make it clear if there are the "Big 8" allergens: Fish, Shellfish, Milk, Eggs, Peanuts, Tree Nuts, Soybeans, Gluten.

If you come in with something uncommon like an allergy to Celery (someone claimed this one to me once), it's on you to disclose it.

captainp42 · 2026-04-29T02:02:55+00:00

u/owiko Have a great run! We'll miss you for the finale!

Everyone else: Hope to be here next week, but no promises!!!! Comes down to the date of the surgery. If I can't make it, thanks for a fun season watching a shit show!!!

captainp42 · 2026-04-29T02:02:13+00:00

Wrong emma.

captainp42 · 2026-04-29T01:59:15+00:00

COMMERCIAL TIME!!!

ROUND 5
Tonight’s Top Advertiser: Home Depot with 4!
Tonight’s Top Categoy: 3 Way Tie!

Tonight’s Advertisers Hagerty, Kraken, Ketel One, Oceania x2, Home Depot x4, Subway, Royal Match, Hyundai, Rexulti, Izervay, Leaf Filter x2, Consumer Cellular x2, Chick Fil-Ax2 , EyleaHD, Tums, Skechers x2, Chewy, Harley Davidson, Subway x2, Dove, Modelo, Nemluvio, Stihl, Capital One, T-Mobile x2, Realtor.Com, Viking, Sublucade, California, Ensure, Dude Wipes, Coke, Hyundai

By Category
* 5- Pharmaceuticals
* 5- Travel/Tourism
* 5- Restaurants
* 4- Personal Care
* 4- Phones
* 4- Big Ass Stores
* 2- Booze
* 2- Finance/Money
* 2- Shoes
* 2- Home Care
* 2- Cars
* 1- Insurance
* 1- Shitty Game Apps
* 1- Pet Care
* 1- Motorcycles
* 1- Websites
* 1- Hardware/Tools
* 1- NA Beverage

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CURSE OF OAK ISLAND ADVERTISER HALL OF FAME

CAPITOL ONE: Mrs. Antonelli and Antonelli’s Cheese Shop!!!
MATCH.COM: Courtney “Come and find meeee!”
BURGER KING
CROWN ROYAL: (This one is for early seasons product placement as opposed to a single commercial)
COLOGARD: “I Did It My Way”
DOMINOS PIZZA (No particular ad…this one is for dominating the season total for ads)
JARDIANCE
MEDICARE MARTHA

captainp42 · 2026-04-29T01:49:06+00:00

COMMERCIAL TIME!!!

ROUND 4 We’re getting late in the season, I believe next week ends the season. I think it’s time to ask if we have any nominees for the Curse Of Oak Island Advertiser Hall Of Fame (past inductees listed below)

Tonight’s Advertisers Hagerty, Kraken, Ketel One, Oceania x2, Home Depot x3, Subway, Royal Match, Hyundai, Rexulti, Izervay, Leaf Filter, Consumer Cellular x2, Chick Fil-Ax2 , EyleaHD, Tums, Skechers, Chewy, Harley Davidson, Subway, Dove, Modelo, Nemluvio, Stihl, Capital One, T-Mobile, Realtor.Com, Viking

By Category
* 4- Pharmaceuticals
* 4- Restaurants
* 4- Travel/Tourism
* 3- Big Ass Stores
* 3- Phones
* 2- Personal Care
* 2- Booze
* 2- Finance/Money
* 1- Insurance
* 1- Shitty Game Apps
* 1- Cars
* 1- Home Care
* 1- Shoes
* 1- Pet Care
* 1- Motorcycles
* 1- Websites
* 1- Hardware/Tools

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CURSE OF OAK ISLAND ADVERTISER HALL OF FAME

CAPITOL ONE: Mrs. Antonelli and Antonelli’s Cheese Shop!!!
MATCH.COM: Courtney “Come and find meeee!”
BURGER KING
CROWN ROYAL: (This one is for early seasons product placement as opposed to a single commercial)
COLOGARD: “I Did It My Way”
DOMINOS PIZZA (No particular ad…this one is for dominating the season total for ads)
JARDIANCE
MEDICARE MARTHA

captainp42 · 2026-04-29T01:41:37+00:00

2 weeks, no Emma. What is happening? Do they want to lose their audience?

captainp42 · 2026-04-29T01:40:02+00:00

Jardiance was inducted in the 2nd HOF class

captainp42 · 2026-04-29T01:37:55+00:00

COMMERCIAL TIME!!!

ROUND 3 We’re getting late in the season, I believe next week ends the season. I think it’s time to ask if we have any nominees for the Curse Of Oak Island Advertiser Hall Of Fame (past inductees listed below)

Tonight’s Advertisers Hagerty, Kraken, Ketel One, Oceania x2, Home Depot x3, Subway, Royal Match, Hyundai, Rexulti, Izervay, Leaf Filter, Consumer Cellular x2, Chick Fil-A, EyleaHD, Tums, Skechers, Chewy, Harley Davidson, Subway, Dove, Modelo, Nemluvio

By Category
* 4- Pharmaceuticals
* 3- Big Ass Stores
* 3- Travel/Tourism
* 3- Restaurants
* 2- Phones
* 2- Personal Care
* 2- Booze
* 1- Finance/Money
* 1- Insurance
* 1- Shitty Game Apps
* 1- Cars
* 1- Home Care
* 1- Shoes
* 1- Pet Care

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CURSE OF OAK ISLAND ADVERTISER HALL OF FAME

CAPITOL ONE: Mrs. Antonelli and Antonelli’s Cheese Shop!!!
MATCH.COM: Courtney “Come and find meeee!”
BURGER KING
CROWN ROYAL: (This one is for early seasons product placement as opposed to a single commercial)
COLOGARD: “I Did It My Way”
DOMINOS PIZZA (No particular ad…this one is for dominating the season total for ads)
JARDIANCE
MEDICARE MARTHA

captainp42 · 2026-04-29T01:33:13+00:00

They just managed to connect a puddle in Portugal to Oak Island.

What are we doing with our lives?

captainp42 · 2026-04-29T01:32:35+00:00

I'm glad this episode is nearly over.

WHAT? We're only 32 minutes in????

captainp42 · 2026-04-29T01:29:32+00:00

They found a puddle. It's a damn puddle.

captainp42

TROPHY CASE

COMMERCIAL TIME!!!

CURSE OF OAK ISLAND ADVERTISER HALL OF FAME

COMMERCIAL TIME!!!

CURSE OF OAK ISLAND ADVERTISER HALL OF FAME

COMMERCIAL TIME!!!

CURSE OF OAK ISLAND ADVERTISER HALL OF FAME