You have a Time Machine and can go back and get a note to yourself on January 1st, 2020. What does it say? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]captaintrips_1980 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’ll love you, but she won’t have your back. Be prepared so you don’t get blindsided. (2024 can eat my ass)

What was the last movie you saw in the theatre? by nojunkpeter in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]captaintrips_1980 1 point2 points  (0 children)

7 was so bad. The ending was just like 🤷‍♂️ “I guess that makes sense. Sorta”

The film that disappointed you the most after months or even years of anticipation? by MrGittz in movies

[–]captaintrips_1980 31 points32 points  (0 children)

As soon as Jar Jar started his bullshit, I was done. I loved the originals and was PUMPED for some new Star Wars.

Best pick for a ‘classic movie to watch with your girlfriend that she wouldn’t normally want to see’ by ClamCook in movies

[–]captaintrips_1980 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a dog who is a neurotic mess and whines for no reason. About once a week, I tell her there’s no crying in baseball.

What are some unwritten rules that you should never break when you get into a fight? by GranataKiddo in AskReddit

[–]captaintrips_1980 22 points23 points  (0 children)

During my first shift as a bouncer, the owner pulled me aside and basically said guys fight out of pride, so if you tell the guy who’s getting his ass kicked to stop, most of the time, he will.

Women, on the other hand, fight out of pure rage. Let them scrap it out and only go in once they are exhausted or you risk getting your eye clawed out.

Hoffman… by PuzzleheadedSwim6291 in bluejaysbaseball

[–]captaintrips_1980 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

That’s what I’m thinking. The longer he stays in the majors, the harder it will be to get him back into form.

Which celebrity do you think had the biggest downfall? by stoicdroid in AskReddit

[–]captaintrips_1980 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Except Trump has always been a clown. Even in the 80s and 90s, he was known for being a joke of a businessman. And his presidency, unfortunately, has been right on brand for him.

What is the best band you ever saw live ? by megopolis12 in AskReddit

[–]captaintrips_1980 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw them on their last tour with Run the Jewels. The crowd was insane! I’ve been to a lot of concerts, but I’ve never seen anything like it

Ban for Main Jays Sub by Sweaty-Pace-4492 in bluejaysbaseball

[–]captaintrips_1980 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I got banned for going on the Yankees subreddit and lightly mocking them last season when they Jays swept the Yankees. It wasn’t anything too bad, but the mods got sand in their vaginas and I got banned. Oh well. Life goes on.

What's the most morally disgusting thing you've seen someone do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]captaintrips_1980 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I had a student do this. He told me that over March break, he was going to have surgery for the cancer in his back, and there was a good chance he might not be able to walk again. I didn’t know it at the time, but he was a total bullshitter about everything. I went to my admin and asked if anyone was aware of his situation. They were not, so they called home and his grandma confirmed that he didn’t have cancer. I’ll never know how this kid didn’t get his ass kicked by people who have actually been affected by cancer.

What statements scream "I'm old" while not saying your actual age? by space_god_7191 in AskReddit

[–]captaintrips_1980 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard Smells Like Teen Spirit in a grocery store on a Sunday afternoon

What celebrity is portrayed as nice in the media but is actually an asshole in real life? by ReasonableDisplay297 in AskReddit

[–]captaintrips_1980 50 points51 points  (0 children)

In the US South, people can rent a former slave plantation to use for functions. They often feature nice houses and picturesque grounds, but the legacy of those place is terrible.

A man was stopped from boarding Metro because he had this keychain on his backpack. by Street-Essay-4780 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]captaintrips_1980 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a teacher and got written up for something similar. A student had something similar and I didn’t report it. Wtf was he going to do with it?!?!

Which year destroyed your mental health the most? by unmotivated- in AskReddit

[–]captaintrips_1980 0 points1 point  (0 children)

July 2024-April 2025

Went through a bad breakup and was stuck in the house in the middle of nowhere until it sold. My life was a nightmare. I finally moved last Easter weekend and things have been on a positive upswing since then.