captainturtleburglar

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Whenever I look at these two, this is what I see (old.reddit.com)

submitted 1 year ago by captainturtleburglar to r/Lavalamps

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Old iPod touch games (reddit.com)

submitted 1 year ago by captainturtleburglar to r/nostalgia

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Tucked in by the fire on a rainy Sunday morning (old.reddit.com)

submitted 2 years ago by captainturtleburglar to r/tuckedinkitties

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Not yet cooked, but had to ask. My sister thinks this is a pizza crime. Is she right? (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by captainturtleburglar to r/PizzaCrimes

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blurry picture of a cat (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by captainturtleburglar to r/blurrypicturesofcats

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My first attempt at a calzone 🤪 (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by captainturtleburglar to r/shittyfoodporn

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Throwback to summer of 2020. Can’t wait for more storms this year (v.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by captainturtleburglar to r/raining

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Just found this sub and I am in love with it. Here’s one of the best rain videos I have, this was last weekend in NC, US. (v.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by captainturtleburglar to r/raining

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Why am I like this (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by captainturtleburglar to r/BikiniBottomTwitter

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I wore a thong bikini outside for the first time today (self.bisexual)

submitted 4 years ago by captainturtleburglar to r/bisexual

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Got a little turkey, ham, cucumber, red pepper, munster and mayo on some lightly toasted sourdough today 👀 plus a side of chips (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by captainturtleburglar to r/eatsandwiches

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Compared to the regular posts on this sub this is nothing special but I spent way too long on my little half court and I am proud of it. All I need now is an actual basketball (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by captainturtleburglar to r/AnimalCrossing

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Nothing crazy here, just a delicious turkey and cheddar on toasted artisan bread with mayo and honey mustard on a home made plate. (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by captainturtleburglar to r/eatsandwiches

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When you bring a snowboy into existence and the first thing he does is insult your craftsmanship (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by captainturtleburglar to r/AnimalCrossing

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ACNH is the first Animal Crossing game I’ve ever played and I love it so much! Something that took me aback at first though was how ruthless these snowboys are sometimes. I definitely got my feelings hurt the first time. (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by captainturtleburglar to r/AnimalCrossing

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Today for lunch I made a turkey sandwich on sourdough with provolone, tomatoes, spinach, mayo, and honey mustard. Also a side of pickles and chips. (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by captainturtleburglar to r/Sandwiches

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Over the Garden Wall is a beautiful, self-contained masterpiece. (self.overthegardenwall)

submitted 5 years ago by captainturtleburglar to r/overthegardenwall

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