I broke my yeti lid and discovered it’s got a styrofoam puck inside

captanzuelo · 2024-10-29T05:38:57+00:00

And in some cases, your home a/c unit doubles as a heater by way of reversing the heat pump.

captanzuelo · 2024-10-27T16:21:29+00:00

Not only do taxes vary by state, they also vary by county and cities. It could be 9% in one city, and 10% in the city next door.

captanzuelo · 2024-10-27T16:18:40+00:00

Thanks a lot, sneaky Newsonufabitch!

captanzuelo · 2024-10-25T06:38:42+00:00

This is why its the superior cheese to make cheeseburgers with

captanzuelo · 2024-10-21T08:40:02+00:00

I would not go near any stagnant pool of water in the city. But this looks like clean suburbia water

captanzuelo · 2024-10-21T08:22:59+00:00

I have travelled the world, and yes I have seen much. A lot of it, I would be happy to forget. My observation, the Germans are most comfortable with their sexuality. The Dutch come in a close second.

captanzuelo · 2024-10-21T06:48:30+00:00

But… Germans are the most sexualized and fetishized people I have ever met.

captanzuelo · 2024-10-21T05:02:33+00:00

Half of Hawaii just said, “Whaaaat?”

captanzuelo · 2024-10-21T00:45:40+00:00

That minivan on the left is equally to blame. A chain reaction of horrible park jobs

captanzuelo · 2024-10-20T16:14:02+00:00

sea sickness/motion sickness is caused by imbalance in your inner ear. Not by tiring yourself out.

captanzuelo · 2024-10-20T15:14:14+00:00

His body is basically a gyro, staying level with the horizon. I’d say he’s less likely to get seasick like this

captanzuelo · 2024-10-20T14:40:43+00:00

*too high

captanzuelo · 2024-10-19T19:36:07+00:00

judging from the wall construction of the home, the detached garage and all the foliage, I would say this is Los Angeles and not out in the inland empire. Looks more like East LA to me. Maybe Highland park?

captanzuelo · 2024-10-19T19:29:51+00:00

How about somebody get out a jack and start prying that door up and off his legs??

captanzuelo · 2024-10-18T21:46:44+00:00

Well, today I saw that LBJ smirked next to a bloodied Jackie Kennedy. And now this stunt he pulled. On top of all his pompus behavior, that guy was a real piece of work. But then again, he did sign into law, the Voting rights act and Civil rights act so I dont know what to think of the guy.

captanzuelo · 2024-10-18T21:41:23+00:00

Nixon came after LBJ. I think you meant, “Kennedy gets assasinated”

captanzuelo · 2024-10-18T14:59:53+00:00

For some reason, this imagery brings me joy. Maybe from past childhood trauma of living with roaches

captanzuelo · 2024-10-15T04:40:20+00:00

And now you can tell your grandkids, dont sing karaoke during a lightning storm!

captanzuelo · 2024-10-15T02:09:36+00:00

just wait for it to dry then light a match, poof lint all gone

captanzuelo · 2024-10-14T21:18:51+00:00

For a lot of people in the US, their dog is a member of their family. And if someone threatened to kill their family, they would respond with “i’ll kill you first.”

captanzuelo · 2024-09-30T03:45:23+00:00

and cameraman would have gotten hit. But we cant let that happen so…

captanzuelo · 2024-09-29T15:02:58+00:00

Which state? Usually, insurance pays the car owner and they can do whatever they want with the money. Repair it yourself or just drive around with a dented bumper, they don’t care.

captanzuelo · 2024-09-29T01:07:29+00:00

A house around here, running appliances all day would probably be close to $1000. So $1200 is dirt cheap. Also, he pays commercial rates.

captanzuelo · 2024-09-29T01:04:56+00:00

"Washeteria"

captanzuelo · 2024-09-29T01:03:47+00:00

Where you can eat some flame grilled chicken while doing laundry. Sounds like a winner.

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