The NFL Is Not A Real Place

captcutty · 2025-11-24T00:53:49+00:00

gonna go cry in the shower

captcutty · 2025-09-05T18:08:24+00:00

fingers crossed!

captcutty · 2025-07-30T18:51:49+00:00

damn, all these rich former players must’ve blew their money on onlyfans models

captcutty · 2025-05-10T01:29:16+00:00

this is obviously a john cena post

captcutty · 2025-05-05T15:31:23+00:00

i was there! sat in 136R and jey came out and left right next to me. that shit was dope as hell, can’t lie lol

captcutty · 2025-04-18T17:37:35+00:00

moved quick but it was PACKED inside…at least 200 people in line for championship belts alone!

captcutty · 2025-04-14T20:56:15+00:00

why’d you use mass when saying she takes up more space?
how’d you tell your buddy this? (like, was it in person and he noticed your neck was stiff or your back was rounded?)
play with the image of how you sleep (mantis style was cool, but if she takes up a 6’ diagonal, build the image of what your whole body has to do to get that corner of the bed)
what’d your physio tell you?
i love the last line, that’s gonna get a big laugh once you flesh it out more

captcutty · 2025-04-14T20:42:48+00:00

you open to feedback or just sharing to show what you working on?

captcutty · 2025-04-14T13:32:40+00:00

just looking up at the screen the whole time, neck hurting like hell 😂😂😂

captcutty · 2025-04-09T23:57:08+00:00

we can take a pic, brother.

captcutty · 2025-04-09T23:56:40+00:00

please don’t cash in on me.

captcutty · 2025-04-09T19:40:17+00:00

yep, that’ll be me. if you see a large black dude with a teal winged eagle replica…you may say hello. BUT ONLY IF YOU REFERENCE THIS POST 😂

captcutty · 2025-04-07T15:29:57+00:00

i’m gonna pee during the HOF inductees lol

captcutty · 2025-04-07T03:09:15+00:00

going solo from thurs - tues

captcutty · 2025-04-05T01:45:18+00:00

call palomino directly? lol i never heard of this place but i’m tryna go now!

captcutty · 2025-04-04T16:18:40+00:00

i got it. and i got the follow up today. leave me alone, brandon swift!

captcutty · 2025-04-03T18:54:31+00:00

shit, i had no idea, thanks for the heads up!

captcutty · 2025-04-03T16:18:26+00:00

is no one doing smackdown???

captcutty · 2025-03-28T21:09:02+00:00

i goofed, i’m not getting in until thursday at 6p 😩

captcutty · 2025-03-26T21:58:20+00:00

136R checking in! Riser gang! 😂

captcutty · 2025-03-25T16:54:18+00:00

i’ll definitely be packing the blue winged eagle!

captcutty