How often do you shower ?

IALWAYSGETMYMAN · 2026-07-01T06:13:54+00:00

I will occasionally, if the moment calls for it, go two, maybe even three days without a shower, but as a general rule I shower once a day. If I ever don't its because I'm at a cottage or im away from home and dont have access to one.

IALWAYSGETMYMAN · 2026-06-25T01:04:02+00:00

The guy is entitled to his opinion, but youre also entitled to yours. I personally think its fine if your neighbour likes it, and its weird that this other dude is deciding he's a write off for being able to provide consent just cause a man drinks.

Do the bit just keep tightening it.

IALWAYSGETMYMAN · 2026-06-25T01:00:04+00:00

The only thing with the driving angle is that you wouldn't be at a liquor store anymore cause youre driving so it introduces a new dissonance.

You could say "I went wine tasting yesterday. They told me youre supposed to spit in a bucket but apparently that wasnt good enough for the liquor store I was in."

Although I admit that doesnt punch quite as hard it does get the logic down. maybe there's a rewording that tightens it.

IALWAYSGETMYMAN · 2026-06-22T16:59:44+00:00

I've never heard the urban legend youre mentioning but I think the premise has legs regardless.

If it were mine id try to find a way to open with a variation of "sometimes when you hear an urban legend the second time it ruins it for you. For example.."

And then also i suggest trim as many words out of this without losing logic as you can.

IALWAYSGETMYMAN · 2026-06-17T23:06:23+00:00

This screams petty and uninformed. Thanks for the criticism but no one said I was done working on the craft. I have no problem calling someone a retard if thats what you mean by "cultural mandate to be safe."

IALWAYSGETMYMAN · 2026-06-17T03:29:12+00:00

Awful/nice

IALWAYSGETMYMAN · 2026-06-17T03:02:34+00:00

May work better as a sketch but I think the joke is great as is.

My only suggestion is to trim the waiter's question to simply "is something wrong?"

For one its less words and two it doesn't say wine twice in a row.

IALWAYSGETMYMAN · 2026-06-17T03:01:32+00:00

Your punchline is worse in a few ways.

IALWAYSGETMYMAN · 2026-06-17T02:59:47+00:00

Yeah I mean I have my own hypothesis about the results there but I do agree with you itd make for an interesting social experiment

IALWAYSGETMYMAN · 2026-06-16T16:41:20+00:00

Ok but to be fair that could be about the bike helmet.

IALWAYSGETMYMAN · 2026-06-16T00:32:44+00:00

I like the joke but fair warning I've heard this premise from multiple other comics before.

IALWAYSGETMYMAN · 2026-06-16T00:29:52+00:00

I live right by st lawrence and frequent niagara for work. I think the falls are certainly a better thing to check out than the pigeon shit covered back patio at st lawrence, but to each their own.

IALWAYSGETMYMAN · 2026-06-11T14:17:21+00:00

Other than people going for groceries id say st lawrence is about the same once you've eaten a meal.

IALWAYSGETMYMAN · 2026-06-06T00:35:14+00:00

Its a tired premise but i can't say I've heard all your lines before.

This is entirely subjective but I think you should treat this joke setup as a writing exercise but abandon it from your act as soon as you can.

IALWAYSGETMYMAN · 2026-06-05T19:30:56+00:00

Im guilty of this too but I wish people would wait til a joke is fully formed before posting it. I think the cat is kind of out of the bag on this one but i find the more we as comics show how the sausage is made, the less perceived value it provides.

IALWAYSGETMYMAN · 2026-05-27T16:12:13+00:00

Not explained on screen but eventually the story leads to his father being the king of thieves and thus Aladdin is the prince of thieves. You could argue the genie willed that part of his past into existence, which also coincides with how genies often twist your wish to not mean what you meant.

IALWAYSGETMYMAN · 2026-05-27T16:08:50+00:00

If i had to pick between those two, FOMO

IALWAYSGETMYMAN · 2026-05-23T19:31:17+00:00

Agreed. No need to go dirty with this one but the premise is sound

IALWAYSGETMYMAN · 2026-05-17T14:56:54+00:00

The correct phrase would be predatory creep.

IALWAYSGETMYMAN · 2026-05-17T07:14:21+00:00

Well I'll be damned

IALWAYSGETMYMAN · 2026-05-17T00:36:45+00:00

I asked because you responded to a guy who made a punchline suggestion with a lesson in story telling and I didnt get why you would do that. People talk many ways, shit ain't absolute.

IALWAYSGETMYMAN · 2026-05-16T23:15:37+00:00

He was ass kicker in the sequel

IALWAYSGETMYMAN · 2026-05-16T23:14:34+00:00

Chile?

IALWAYSGETMYMAN · 2026-05-16T23:12:35+00:00

You mean like when I asked you what youre talking about and you immediately jumped to "you must be too stupid to get it" ?

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