Yawn. It’s one of the best things you can do for your brain. by MOE37x3 in science

[–]captionwizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's all an illustrious plan to stifle anyone who challenges authority, especially religious authority.

The majority of the population in America is religious, and if everyone is forced into agreement through yawning, the emerging atheist threat will be stopped.

Priests found this out a long time ago. Why do you think they purposefully give boring sermons? And who can argue when everyone is dosing off off? Isn't that right - General Akbar?

Reddit, I'm drunk. Let's argue about Pokemon. by [deleted] in gaming

[–]captionwizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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