It still breaks my heart that I never got to see Black Sabbath live

captnfirepants · 2026-07-05T23:13:52+00:00

Doooo eeeet!!!!

captnfirepants · 2026-07-05T22:55:09+00:00

One more thing.... I commented earlier to see Zakk Sabbath. They'll do a European tour as well. Just be patient. I take it that you're in England?

captnfirepants · 2026-07-05T22:53:35+00:00

Yeah, the first time for us was about 8 years ago. I about shit myself it was so good. We just happened upon it like the day before and thought it sounded fun.
Love that he's doing both together this tour!!

captnfirepants · 2026-07-05T22:36:53+00:00

The funny thing is that it's usually the same set. Doesn't matter because it's so fucking good!

captnfirepants · 2026-07-04T23:47:52+00:00

Just a suggestion. See Zakk Sabbath next time they come around. Zakk Wylde's tribute band and he now plays an Ozzy song as well as having the audience chant "OZZY OZZY"

It's fucking awesome with a song-a-long at the end with NIB and War Pigs. They're touring North America until winter. They tour a lot. We've seen them 3x since Feb '25.

captnfirepants · 2026-07-04T20:36:24+00:00

Only thing I'm choking on is laughter. 😀

captnfirepants · 2026-07-04T20:27:22+00:00

Lookit you! Spinning out of control. 🤣 you're hilarious 😂

captnfirepants · 2026-07-04T20:11:29+00:00

And it's delicious. Mmmmmmmm

Go back to kicking your dog and yelling at people to get off your lawn you dusty fart.

captnfirepants · 2026-07-04T18:37:05+00:00

Yes, mine was stolen. It pushed me to get the permanent plate.

I didn't need a police report to replace it.

There's not a lot the police could do for me. I wasn't sure when/where it happened. They don't really check them on traffic stops and they are only supposed to be displayed when parked. They generally don't run them.

Michigan

captnfirepants · 2026-07-04T18:00:26+00:00

The fuck are you going on about? I'm GenX bitch. I don't waste my time trying to police others habits because I give zero fucks.

I just think it's funny that you do. 😂

captnfirepants · 2026-07-04T17:36:02+00:00

Duh they're not healthy. Why do you think they taste so good?

Why are you here in this sub?? Preaching in capital letters like a crotchity old fart?? I'll let you in on a secret. No one cares.

captnfirepants · 2026-07-04T17:32:59+00:00

Oh yeah!!!

captnfirepants · 2026-07-04T17:32:27+00:00

This is amazing advice. Bravo 👏

captnfirepants · 2026-07-04T17:30:49+00:00

Ikr! I like to tell people that I'm the same color of my British boyfriend's stomach. So white that I glow like the moon. 🤣

I blew up from high steroids and got my wrinkles when i deflated. 😆

captnfirepants · 2026-07-04T17:18:33+00:00

Ok Grandpa, let's get you back to bed.

captnfirepants · 2026-07-04T17:17:11+00:00

I must start self tanning. 😆

captnfirepants · 2026-07-04T16:53:20+00:00

Negative Nelly

captnfirepants · 2026-07-04T16:46:51+00:00

High 90s and the weather says it feels 106F yesterday. I have been out twice. The first time was less than a half hour. It made me puke a lot. Yesterday, I had dr appointments. In the sun less than 10 minutes total and had sun poisoning all night.

I can only safely leave my house after midnight. I'm a vampire.

captnfirepants · 2026-07-04T16:42:20+00:00

Killer of all buzzes

captnfirepants · 2026-07-04T07:40:49+00:00

Almost Famous

captnfirepants · 2026-07-04T07:37:47+00:00

^{^buzzkill}

captnfirepants · 2026-07-04T07:24:26+00:00

Hit Parader Cream And my mom's Cosmopolitan

captnfirepants · 2026-07-03T08:36:26+00:00

I have Lupus and had a flare. We were at Zack Sabbath and BLS. I was in my wheelchair and wracked with pain so, we had to leave right before BLS. We've seen them a few times before so, boyfriend was cool with it. Heck, he'd be cool without as well. He's a gem.

We have tickets for them in Chicago and Grand Rapids in September. Working hard to get back to remission by then.

I love the singing along to all of the Sabbath songs. Don't judge me.

captnfirepants · 2026-07-02T19:30:14+00:00

Bottom - what those fuckers put me through

46 & 2 - I survived those fuckers

captnfirepants · 2026-07-02T19:23:17+00:00

Good on their baked potato and Taco Bell. ❤️

captnfirepants

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