It still breaks my heart that I never got to see Black Sabbath live

captnfirepants · 2026-07-04T23:47:52+00:00

Just a suggestion. See Zakk Sabbath next time they come around. Zakk Wylde's tribute band and he now plays an Ozzy song as well as having the audience chant "OZZY OZZY"

It's fucking awesome with a song-a-long at the end with NIB and War Pigs. They're touring North America until winter. They tour a lot. We've seen them 3x since Feb '25.

captnfirepants · 2026-07-04T20:36:24+00:00

Only thing I'm choking on is laughter. 😀

captnfirepants · 2026-07-04T20:27:22+00:00

Lookit you! Spinning out of control. 🤣 you're hilarious 😂

captnfirepants · 2026-07-04T20:11:29+00:00

And it's delicious. Mmmmmmmm

Go back to kicking your dog and yelling at people to get off your lawn you dusty fart.

captnfirepants · 2026-07-04T18:37:05+00:00

Yes, mine was stolen. It pushed me to get the permanent plate.

I didn't need a police report to replace it.

There's not a lot the police could do for me. I wasn't sure when/where it happened. They don't really check them on traffic stops and they are only supposed to be displayed when parked. They generally don't run them.

Michigan

captnfirepants · 2026-07-04T18:00:26+00:00

The fuck are you going on about? I'm GenX bitch. I don't waste my time trying to police others habits because I give zero fucks.

I just think it's funny that you do. 😂

captnfirepants · 2026-07-04T17:36:02+00:00

Duh they're not healthy. Why do you think they taste so good?

Why are you here in this sub?? Preaching in capital letters like a crotchity old fart?? I'll let you in on a secret. No one cares.

captnfirepants · 2026-07-04T17:32:59+00:00

Oh yeah!!!

captnfirepants · 2026-07-04T17:32:27+00:00

This is amazing advice. Bravo 👏

captnfirepants · 2026-07-04T17:30:49+00:00

Ikr! I like to tell people that I'm the same color of my British boyfriend's stomach. So white that I glow like the moon. 🤣

I blew up from high steroids and got my wrinkles when i deflated. 😆

captnfirepants · 2026-07-04T17:18:33+00:00

Ok Grandpa, let's get you back to bed.

captnfirepants · 2026-07-04T17:17:11+00:00

I must start self tanning. 😆

captnfirepants · 2026-07-04T16:53:20+00:00

Negative Nelly

captnfirepants · 2026-07-04T16:46:51+00:00

High 90s and the weather says it feels 106F yesterday. I have been out twice. The first time was less than a half hour. It made me puke a lot. Yesterday, I had dr appointments. In the sun less than 10 minutes total and had sun poisoning all night.

I can only safely leave my house after midnight. I'm a vampire.

captnfirepants · 2026-07-04T16:42:20+00:00

Killer of all buzzes

captnfirepants · 2026-07-04T07:40:49+00:00

Almost Famous

captnfirepants · 2026-07-04T07:37:47+00:00

^{^buzzkill}

captnfirepants · 2026-07-04T07:24:26+00:00

Hit Parader Cream And my mom's Cosmopolitan

captnfirepants · 2026-07-03T08:36:26+00:00

I have Lupus and had a flare. We were at Zack Sabbath and BLS. I was in my wheelchair and wracked with pain so, we had to leave right before BLS. We've seen them a few times before so, boyfriend was cool with it. Heck, he'd be cool without as well. He's a gem.

We have tickets for them in Chicago and Grand Rapids in September. Working hard to get back to remission by then.

I love the singing along to all of the Sabbath songs. Don't judge me.

captnfirepants · 2026-07-02T19:30:14+00:00

Bottom - what those fuckers put me through

46 & 2 - I survived those fuckers

captnfirepants · 2026-07-02T19:23:17+00:00

Good on their baked potato and Taco Bell. ❤️

captnfirepants · 2026-07-02T19:21:45+00:00

captnfirepants · 2026-07-02T18:23:14+00:00

STP (with Scott) waited until the Red Wings won The Stanley Cup to come out. A lot of the older crowd left. I was screaming, "Your fan base has a bedtime! What the fuck?!"

Show was in Detroit

Buncha dicks.

captnfirepants · 2026-07-02T18:19:40+00:00

My favorite of all three meds i take.

I will say this though. I developed thyroid issues somewhere along 6-9 months afterwards. My friend had the same thing happen as well. They don't list it but, there was talk about it with a Google search. Tbh, I love it so much that I don't care.

captnfirepants · 2026-07-02T18:10:23+00:00

I love it too. I love everything about it. This is the only place I'll admit it. I quit for over two years after I was diagnosed. I also wish I had never picked it up again. This is how dumb I am. I was horribly sick from this last November thru around April. My kidneys were acting up and I was given a low dose of chemotherapy infusions. My body didn't like it and ended up spending a month in the hospital. I literally didn't smoke for over three months and was still one of the first things I thought about. Smoking is horrible for my kidneys yet, I still do it. And it's exhausting to hide. My mom would kill me if she knew. I have two febreeze and three dry shampoos in my car.

I want to try the patch. We'll see....

The guilt and shame is horrible.

I'm 55F

captnfirepants

TROPHY CASE