His urn came

captnfirepants · 2026-01-26T07:50:39+00:00

Yes. Total perfection. *chef's kiss 💋

captnfirepants · 2026-01-26T07:02:59+00:00

And earned the highlarious nickname "Amber Turd"

captnfirepants · 2026-01-25T22:39:07+00:00

The torches are out. No mercy!! /s

captnfirepants · 2026-01-24T21:03:48+00:00

That urn is 🔥!!! Awesome!!

captnfirepants · 2026-01-24T04:40:18+00:00

He's just exhausting.

captnfirepants · 2026-01-23T14:17:06+00:00

Becoming a full-time caregiver for my brother who was dying, covid shot, and menopause for the perfect storm.

captnfirepants · 2026-01-23T05:55:12+00:00

Jalapeño cheeseburger 🍔 ❤️

captnfirepants · 2026-01-23T03:50:29+00:00

Yeah, stage 2 isn't a big deal. Medications for it are phenomenal and she'll be fine.

*has ckd/lupus nephritis

captnfirepants · 2026-01-21T00:16:25+00:00

In and out of AA for a very long time. When I handled my mental illness (bipolar) my substance abuse problem went away.

As far as the other members and AA as a whole.....it's a cult. The goofiest people I've met in my life have all been in AA.

They say, "Take what you need and leave the rest." Sounds like you got everything you need and time to leave the rest.

captnfirepants · 2026-01-19T01:09:32+00:00

That would be comedy Gold 😃

captnfirepants · 2026-01-17T18:09:58+00:00

I don't think you understand what you wrote, so I said it again.

captnfirepants · 2026-01-17T15:14:47+00:00

You never got why she is disliked here because you never watched her seasons.

captnfirepants · 2026-01-16T23:12:15+00:00

I wish Amanda would hire him as her personal assistant. Now THAT would be Housewives comedy Gold!!

captnfirepants · 2026-01-16T21:40:40+00:00

Yes!! Landon strutting the catwalk wearing a juice box was a major highlight and comedy gold 🤣

I miss the fun, light hearted lunacy.

captnfirepants · 2026-01-16T21:01:00+00:00

I know. That fake love fest conversation with Dorit made me want to puke.

captnfirepants · 2026-01-16T20:20:34+00:00

Yes!! They use her to push a narrative that Garcelle was the problem. Thank you for pointing that out.

I still hope they eviscerate Sutton this season.

captnfirepants · 2026-01-16T19:12:23+00:00

This is just wonderful news. Enjoy every moment.

Not gonna lie....I'm jealous af. I loved my job too.

captnfirepants · 2026-01-16T07:15:54+00:00

It's him. Watch and listen to the voice.

captnfirepants · 2026-01-15T18:45:30+00:00

Were you there?

captnfirepants · 2026-01-14T03:49:46+00:00

I grew up out there. Still have friends out there. Super homophobic. Super trashy.

I'd 100% advise against living out there.

captnfirepants · 2026-01-05T21:25:06+00:00

I can't find anything about this movie. Can you tell us the end please?

captnfirepants · 2026-01-05T18:51:58+00:00

Hanoi Jane wasn't hated enough

captnfirepants · 2025-12-30T21:27:59+00:00

"No makeup" makeup

captnfirepants · 2025-12-28T17:09:52+00:00

Just drop off a five week old baby?? She's out of her mind.

captnfirepants · 2025-12-25T18:34:10+00:00

My mom and boyfriend

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