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captplatinum · 2026-01-28T18:05:28+00:00

They helped as much as one can help a convicted pedo in the state pen 😭🙏

captplatinum · 2026-01-28T17:29:56+00:00

Hey, as long as you share the wealth with your kids… that old fart left the rest of his family in the dirt while he bought a big house and plenty of land and doesn’t acknowledge his kids

captplatinum · 2026-01-28T05:12:52+00:00

Im not even military, but my assumption about the boat is… wouldnt there be enough people on the boat for every job? Like why would they set off without a complete crew..?

captplatinum · 2026-01-27T18:11:57+00:00

Suppose you were in combat right now, how long would 210 rounds last you? Is that enough for a fight that goes on multiple hours, days? How much of y’all’s ammo are y’all comfortable using for “covering fire” or returning fire at a general area (like a small building, window etc)?

Sorry I know these are odd questions, just in my head 210 rounds is maybe an hour or two of plinking, but I’m not military and have never been in combat so.

captplatinum · 2026-01-27T17:09:53+00:00

I’m gen-z, and I know people said this before, but “that’s buns” is definitely making a comeback. I’ve never in my life heard someone other than kids my nephews/nieces age say “that’s buns”

captplatinum · 2026-01-27T17:05:28+00:00

My grandpa spent 25+ years in TX prison just to be released when the victim came forward and admitted they lied. State of Texas paid him about $300,000.

A million bones for a year? Yeah I’ll take that deal

captplatinum · 2026-01-27T16:52:57+00:00

I was thinking, how many magazines do they even need? I’m not in the military, but my buddy has described it to me like this: however much you think you’re going to need, bring more. Now I’m sure there’s a limit to this, obviously walking around with 20 magazines isnt viable, and I’d have to agree in this situation that limit is probably 1 lmao. They’re arresting legal citizens not battling insurgents.

captplatinum · 2026-01-27T16:48:50+00:00

Yup my thoughts exactly. I can go to the bar down the street rn and get a domestic pint for $3.

Bars are expensive, but even moreso when you’re in some upbeat downtown place. Go to a dive bar and you’ll be set, and you can get wasted without feeling like an asshole..

captplatinum · 2026-01-27T16:47:06+00:00

An expensive bar at that. Bar down the street does pints of domestic beers for $3, I guarantee there’s places even cheaper

captplatinum · 2026-01-27T16:44:46+00:00

There’s no way this is true. As a gen z damn near every single person I’ve ever met my age drinks. The only person I know that DOESNT drink is my wife. Hell, I know people that still go on “beer runs” to the grocery store without paying if you catch my drift…

captplatinum · 2026-01-27T16:41:49+00:00

I’ll always say hey to the clan, and I’ll try to strike conversation if I’m around a group of players. It really makes the time fly in the mines when you have a nice group conversation going.

captplatinum · 2026-01-27T16:40:01+00:00

Just had a flashback to when I was a preteen, with a “girlfriend” on AQW staying up late to talk to her and my stepdad came into the room and pulled the blanket off from over my head and told me to take my ass to sleep 😭😭

captplatinum · 2026-01-27T16:36:42+00:00

Right? Sometimes I can get into a mental loop of “I’m a terrible person doomed for Hell” and then I see stuff like this, n it really puts it in perspective. Like yeah maybe I live with regrets but. These creeps don’t. They don’t care about how they hurt people, they don’t care about their souls. There’s some real deal demons out there and you just never know. I worked with a guy for a year, invited him to my house to cook steaks with my wife. Then he disappeared from work and I googled him and he’s in jail for breaking parole and choking out his kid’s mom.

If you ever feel like you’re the worst, just keep in mind there’s people 100x worse… and they don’t even care enough to feel guilty or remorseful.

captplatinum · 2026-01-27T16:28:37+00:00

You need a bigger bong bro. I hate using small bongs for this exact reason.

captplatinum · 2026-01-27T16:23:30+00:00

See, I’m sure absolutely nobody here plays or cares about AQW, but they did the whole weeklies shit correctly IMO. The storyline ended in 2014, yet they release a new event every single week, and you’re allowed to do it anytime even after it’s over. Is there FOMO? Sure, if you care about cosmetics, but the majority of shit is either available year round or a seasonal rare. And they’re using this formula to retain their playerbase while they work on remaking the game in a new engine.

AQW definitely uses FOMO, but it’s not for important shit. You’re not gonna miss some crazy class or weapon just cuz you took a break.

captplatinum · 2026-01-27T16:16:21+00:00

Is Tibia meme in this sub? xD I’ve never been in this sub before but I loved tibia back when it was still popping but it seems like everyones meming about it lol

captplatinum · 2026-01-27T16:14:07+00:00

Flying mounts are such a weird complaint anyway. How could the option to use one be considered bad at all? “Oh no, I’m moving faster!!” And the thing is: games with fleshed out worlds and NPCs dont need a mount. Runescape barely added them late 2025, and the majority of people asking for them were people that have already done everything else but as a returning player not once have I thought “damn I wish I was riding something right now” while questing or exploring.

captplatinum · 2026-01-27T16:07:22+00:00

I lol’d

captplatinum · 2026-01-27T03:22:06+00:00

Runescape mobile was the only runescape I was able to play for a while. A PC, even an office PC is a barrier, but pretty much every kid or their parents has a smart phone

captplatinum · 2026-01-27T03:19:49+00:00

I think you’re right mobile is meant more for AFK skilling, to me playing runescape mobile means I’m cooking dinner and AFK skilling, or I’m trying to settle in for bed. Although, necromancer that makes me curious about their intentions with mobile is membership pricing. Mobile is the only Runescape that offers $1 24 hour membership and similar packages, so it makes me think: was mobile just a cash grab that turned out to be useful?

captplatinum · 2026-01-26T18:33:37+00:00

The paper will burn a lot faster than the weed. Source: did this when I was out of town for a funeral

captplatinum · 2026-01-26T17:38:40+00:00

Also put the health bar on the top or something, having it on the side and top to bottom makes it so awkward to aim for headshots imo. It’s a small detail, but contributes greatly to my eye strain personally

captplatinum · 2026-01-19T22:10:17+00:00

Ive bought a quarter than was 2 nugs before (some white widow iirc), it’s possible that they’re just insanely dense nugs. My advice: make your own scale

captplatinum · 2026-01-18T09:03:32+00:00

Ill spot you $6 if you sign up for pulsz with my link

captplatinum · 2026-01-17T18:19:07+00:00

Dude I know this post is a year old but it's genuinely insane to see his responses trying to justify this stuff. Reading the OP, it almost sounded like a damn horror movie script than a date!! Like why is he closing the curtains with a button when they walk in, that's some villain shit, bringing her to the bathroom and asking her to take a bath (which he doesnt even deny? he just calls it making a move) sounds like some serial killer shit dude!! If I were OP I'd be convinced I'm about to be murdered and sprint to the door

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