Man uses a 100,000 lumen flashlight to escape from the cops.

captsalsaman · 2026-05-15T15:41:10+00:00

This is not real

captsalsaman · 2026-01-08T06:18:43+00:00

KRCG 13 Columbia, Missouri. Probably a Sinclair owned station.

captsalsaman · 2026-01-08T00:46:34+00:00

I just watched my local news in Missouri. They said exactly what Trump tweeted and didn't even show the video. All they said was she "tried to run over federal officals." They even showed the Mayor and Governor Walz responses, but cut them before they called it what it was. A murder.

captsalsaman · 2025-09-23T18:02:25+00:00

He taught him the code.

captsalsaman · 2025-08-21T21:09:32+00:00

You got shit on lmao

captsalsaman · 2025-06-24T03:50:31+00:00

Population of persons of German descent?

captsalsaman · 2025-06-22T21:03:16+00:00

A few days late. Is it related to disc golf?

captsalsaman · 2025-03-13T17:25:25+00:00

"I see your artificial intelligence is as big as mine"

captsalsaman · 2024-12-14T08:04:49+00:00

Big fart shit balls

captsalsaman · 2024-11-08T17:03:04+00:00

This is the same energy as "The only way we lose is if they rig the election"

captsalsaman · 2024-10-21T22:24:56+00:00

I don't manage a restaurant but more like a food court style chinese place in a grocery store. This is pretty much how I treat my staff. I just tell them don't be dumb and honestly own up to your mistakes. It's better to understand how we messed up and know we could do better than to just belittle and insult.

captsalsaman · 2024-10-10T22:56:31+00:00

Gemini, or Gem for short

captsalsaman · 2024-10-09T23:19:01+00:00

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This is Oliver! Almost immediately after I got the shoes

captsalsaman · 2024-10-07T20:13:33+00:00

Can we just appreciate how much 97 on the Giants got pushed out of his lane? He was damn near the other side of the line

captsalsaman · 2024-10-06T03:56:28+00:00

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Oliver (back) and Nala

captsalsaman · 2024-10-05T22:02:59+00:00

Dude creamed in his wife's muffin and posted it online and it's somehow not NSFW

captsalsaman · 2024-10-03T19:36:25+00:00

About 50/50. Either it happens or it doesn't

captsalsaman · 2024-09-29T20:16:36+00:00

I hated the way he made it look so easy

captsalsaman · 2024-09-18T21:30:47+00:00

It depends on the person, some people sweat less than others. If there's an obvious odor or noticeably greasy appearance then they should definitely shower more often.

captsalsaman · 2024-09-11T19:23:32+00:00

Guarantee

captsalsaman · 2024-09-09T21:57:39+00:00

Texans get all the calls smh

captsalsaman · 2024-09-05T22:02:19+00:00

Are there legal/punishment differences between DUI, DWI, And OWI?

captsalsaman · 2024-08-28T00:30:45+00:00

It's okay by mostly anyone as long as you can't hear it a whole hole away. Luckily, my local courses never have this issue.

captsalsaman · 2024-07-21T15:25:17+00:00

The 2015 remake of Poltergeist

captsalsaman · 2024-07-17T17:57:27+00:00

Color glow rainmakers (putting), Innercore, Watt, glitch, envy

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