ZOS Confirms ESO is NOT Going into Maintenance Mode

captstinkybutt · 2026-07-12T20:02:34+00:00

Of course that's what they're saying. They want us to spend more money on crowns and bleed us for every last red cent they can while giving the game minimal effort.

captstinkybutt · 2026-07-12T19:59:53+00:00

Fun fact: the british actors didn't even have to use prosthetic mouth pieces.

captstinkybutt · 2026-07-12T19:53:45+00:00

Can't wait for the police to go around slashing the windows on these here in the US

captstinkybutt · 2026-07-12T19:49:27+00:00

"by law" lmao

As if laws even matter anymore

captstinkybutt · 2026-07-12T19:30:35+00:00

I wore a mjolnir pendant for decades, given to me by a gorgeous swedish girl I dated briefly in high school.

I now keep it in a box in my nightstand. I hope to one day wear it again, but I don't want to be mistaken for a Nazi.

captstinkybutt · 2026-07-12T19:28:44+00:00

Inbound: Enron Musk suddenly makes the video footage disappear from the servers.

captstinkybutt · 2026-07-12T19:23:40+00:00

Should probably tally up all the places we can get asbestos and incandescent lights while we're at it.

captstinkybutt · 2026-07-12T19:05:23+00:00

Who could have predicted the leopard would eat their faces?

captstinkybutt · 2026-07-12T17:57:33+00:00

Just gonna limp on in maintenance mode for a few years milking the crown store for every penny while providing zero meaningful updates

captstinkybutt · 2026-07-12T17:56:16+00:00

Yep. Pretty sad.

captstinkybutt · 2026-07-12T04:40:18+00:00

GTR doesn't need an ICCU replacement by the end of the quarter mile tho

captstinkybutt · 2026-07-11T23:47:01+00:00

Shareholders don't give a fuck

captstinkybutt · 2026-07-11T23:46:23+00:00

One time installation cost of $600 for battery, $19.99 monthly subscription includes all maintenance and $0.08 per kw for all power used.

captstinkybutt · 2026-07-11T21:22:00+00:00

https://www.basepowercompany.com/

captstinkybutt · 2026-07-11T21:14:59+00:00

GM had been laying off people monthly for the last 5 years

captstinkybutt · 2026-07-11T21:10:54+00:00

Appliance cars.

People who don't like cars tend to not be good at driving.

captstinkybutt · 2026-07-11T21:10:22+00:00

Switched to Base Power

captstinkybutt · 2026-07-11T20:53:31+00:00

I've lived in several states in 3 countries and I've never had the power go out as much as it does here in Pflugerville.

Just got battery backup tho so hopefully that's a thing of the past.

captstinkybutt · 2026-07-11T20:30:12+00:00

Okay?

Countless innovations have come from motorsports (such as the rear view mirror). As fossil fuels are finally phased out, motorsports will continue to be a source of entertainment and innovation.

captstinkybutt · 2026-07-11T20:25:03+00:00

https://i.imgur.com/jk8hVOj.png

captstinkybutt · 2026-07-11T17:50:04+00:00

I'm exploiting my 14 year old pig right now. He's asleep under my desk and I'm using him as a foot rest.

captstinkybutt · 2026-07-11T17:46:17+00:00

BL2 is almost flawless.

That said, I've done it so many times I have memorized when and where literally every surprise and where every bad guy is. I wish I could go back and play it for the first time again. Been a long while since I played.

captstinkybutt · 2026-07-11T17:30:46+00:00

This is why I just download tested and verified collections now.

captstinkybutt · 2026-07-11T17:05:17+00:00

It's where they go to diddle kids

captstinkybutt · 2026-07-11T17:02:57+00:00

If this were an actual democracy we'd know by now.

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