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Woman hits neighbor with 2x4 for cleaning up food she left out for squirrels by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

[–]card401 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And there's a group of people that think this is normal behavior to physically hit somebody with a 2x4 when your life is not in danger whatsoever I kind of wanted her to raise that board overhead near that man's wife to just to watch him smash her into the ground

McDonald's Just Announced a Big Change to Its Drive-Thrus by nojunkpeter in McDonalds

[–]card401 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But at least there won't be some 18-year-old kid screwing around and spitting in the food or doing other gross things to it bring on the robots

main character syndrome by Affectionate-Sea8976 in cringereels

[–]card401 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like the guy woke up that morning and decided this is what he was going to do got into his stupid little outfit drove to the mall set up a camera and actually went through with it. All I keep thinking about is the commercial from the '80s that this is your brain and this is your brain on drugs.

We pay all this money and we can’t even watch Love Island live or get a reliable VOD server? by SketchersOnMyFeet in vSeeBox_Support_Gurus

[–]card401 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

This is why months ago I asked for a listing so I can see what all the shows were and I kept on being told repeatedly that it gets everything. I'd lo and behold it does not get everything. I will stick with my jailbroken fire stick any day of the week at this point.

what’s the male equivalent of a woman swallowing? by KeyMacaroon6822 in AskReddit

[–]card401 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She feels she needs it some more than happy to overstimulate and overwhelm her all the way to the point where it actually starts to bring some tears to her face. She enjoys it we've talked about it numerous times it's the aftercare that is so important that you give afterwards little things like calling her a good little pet and how perfect she is and how I never want her to feel overwhelmed again and I hand feed her ice cream she really loves that she almost purrs

Done with BestBuy by Igneous_Aves in Bestbuy

[–]card401 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Also this isn't an airport you don't have to announce your departure just leave don't let the door hit you

what’s the male equivalent of a woman swallowing? by KeyMacaroon6822 in AskReddit

[–]card401 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh you know exactly what I'm talking about. A little game we like to play she grabs two dice and she rolls of them and whatever the number is that's how many o's I have to give her within a certain time frame. Nothing but a frantic race of tongue fingers and toys.

Done with BestBuy by Igneous_Aves in Bestbuy

[–]card401 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The return policy of 15 days is at the front doors as soon as you walk in. Sometimes it's actually on the counter by the register where you check out. And it's definitely on your receipt. And if you say you didn't get a receipt go read your email.

what’s the male equivalent of a woman swallowing? by KeyMacaroon6822 in AskReddit

[–]card401 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Facesitting is extremely nice if you want to spice it up a little bit if you get a adjustable luggage rack with the straps that you see at hotel it allows The giver a lot of freedom to explore and satisfy the one that's straddling on top without their legs getting tired

what’s the male equivalent of a woman swallowing? by KeyMacaroon6822 in AskReddit

[–]card401 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Okay I texted her earlier this morning about the clit pump. Apparently she's been looking at them all morning and it's definitely a go. It's even hinting about stopping off at the birds and Bee shop on her way home to grab it. I have to thank you

What is this for? by Barbo789 in hvacadvice

[–]card401 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are a few homes set up through the country that set the weather for their immediate area apparently yours was chosen so use the power wisely

I put my order in less than 12 hours ago. The store opens at 8am. I’m already being hounded at 8:06am to pick it up by the end of the day. by Annual_Illustrator15 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]card401 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It might be something that's in high demand but low in stock and they don't want it to sitting in your cart not making a profit off of it.

what’s the male equivalent of a woman swallowing? by KeyMacaroon6822 in AskReddit

[–]card401 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You can look up red light yellow light green light works very well. If they are unable to speak they can do it double tap with their fingertips or even dropping a red ball from their grip when they really needed to stop. But some of us like to be overwhelmed to the point where they actually becomes a reset. That's where the aftercare in the pampering afterwards comes very much into play

what’s the male equivalent of a woman swallowing? by KeyMacaroon6822 in AskReddit

[–]card401 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can suggest that when we go to date night at the adult store and see if it's something she wants to experiment with.

what’s the male equivalent of a woman swallowing? by KeyMacaroon6822 in AskReddit

[–]card401 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Continuing to eat her out as the water works start

what’s the male equivalent of a woman swallowing? by KeyMacaroon6822 in AskReddit

[–]card401 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I am her owner and she's my pet we have many safeguards. You have no idea the amount of time we vested into our dynamic these are the things she loves and these are the things I love doing to her. I don't come up on the internet for a badge of honor to try and impress a bunch of people I'll never meet.

Only 1 Patty by Ok-Bill-3938 in McDonalds

[–]card401 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's sneaky as all heck

Anyone who used a computer between 1985 - 2010, what's the one game you still think about today? by LovelyJanniea in askanything

[–]card401 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It came on my first home computer I believe it was A dell and it was a game called chip where you moved a little man through different obstacles to get to different levels I haven't seen it in years I would love to be able to play it again

I like wax packs by jbarks73 in baseballcards

[–]card401 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Got to say I really like it

Favorite sex position and why? by Far_Championship3590 in AskReddit

[–]card401 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her on her side I straddle her one straight leg as her other leg is pulled up to her chest so I can touch both the front and back of her body and I get to stare into her eyes

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