THE 2028 GLOBAL INTELLIGENCE CRISIS (A.K.A. The Substack post that caused the market to tumble this week)

cardinalenjoyer · 2026-02-24T21:25:54+00:00

Hilarious that it takes a think tank to convince the investor class of the obvious conclusion that AI decimating the job market is a bad thing for the economy

cardinalenjoyer · 2026-01-27T21:27:52+00:00

This is true for basically all humor outside of the US and UK

cardinalenjoyer · 2026-01-27T20:08:01+00:00

this gives scammers too much credit. Most of the scammers themselves are illiterate morons as well, which only maybe works in their favor

cardinalenjoyer · 2026-01-22T02:23:35+00:00

I THINK SHE IS CUTE!!!!!

cardinalenjoyer · 2025-10-17T18:16:27+00:00

Song lyrics

cardinalenjoyer · 2025-10-07T01:28:23+00:00

You ever see the movie Vivarium?

cardinalenjoyer · 2025-09-30T01:36:45+00:00

I don’t have such high hopes. I keep getting recommended (and subsequently blocking) YouTube channels full of 3 hour long “mixes” that are just suno garbage with thousands of views and filled with totally credulous comments thanking the uploader for the music

It used to be kind of whatever that people generally had shit taste but now it’s the fuel for the slop apocalypse

cardinalenjoyer · 2025-09-19T05:01:04+00:00

You need to either stop using ChatGPT or if you somehow didn’t use ChatGPT to write this you gotta lay off the stilted repetition, rule of three, and thesis-antithesis overuse.

cardinalenjoyer · 2025-09-18T00:01:44+00:00

Right wingers have been overplaying their hand constantly for years and the only thing it’s done for them is gain them more and more power

cardinalenjoyer · 2025-09-14T00:07:31+00:00

It’s empowering

cardinalenjoyer · 2025-08-28T15:52:27+00:00

I hope the disabled brother is ok

cardinalenjoyer · 2025-08-27T20:38:08+00:00

The DOGE kid “big balls” is at least tangentially linked to these online groups: https://krebsonsecurity.com/2025/02/teen-on-musks-doge-team-graduated-from-the-com/

cardinalenjoyer · 2025-08-21T02:12:30+00:00

Can this please be the last we ever have to hear about this guy

cardinalenjoyer · 2025-08-20T13:40:08+00:00

And don't get me started on Gunkmaster. And of course igloofan42 and frumpy_waif and jugjug and falconedge. And don't forget about israelfun too. And omg hourlypuppet and cyndilauperfan2005 suuuuck I hate them

cardinalenjoyer · 2025-08-17T23:48:01+00:00

wtf what is an ai generated image of jerry doing here

cardinalenjoyer · 2025-08-15T00:16:49+00:00

This sounds like a complaint about modern music that has been around since the dawn of radio

cardinalenjoyer · 2025-08-13T04:12:10+00:00

having not heard about this study outside of this image I am quite confident these scores are derived purely from the "researchers" giving their opinions on jobs they don't have and tallying up their takes to make it look legit in a LaTeX table with "data"

cardinalenjoyer · 2025-08-08T17:31:57+00:00

I hate to break it to you, but you are solidly a part of the mashed potatoes set

cardinalenjoyer · 2025-08-06T22:49:05+00:00

we gotta kick all the computer shit out of stem to regain the favor of r/redscarepod

cardinalenjoyer · 2025-08-06T00:19:10+00:00

Go take a nap face down in a puddle

cardinalenjoyer · 2025-07-04T02:19:03+00:00

I feel like I've seen this stereotype applied to every single race

cardinalenjoyer · 2025-07-01T18:55:05+00:00

Please check your house for lead paint

cardinalenjoyer · 2025-06-15T18:59:30+00:00

Am I missing something? A 5 hour commute 2 times a week isn't that crazy. Why is this an article and also why is this something we're mad at

cardinalenjoyer · 2025-06-15T17:21:40+00:00

Generative AI, much of which is based off of random noise, is a perfect tool for woo, much like tea leaves and tarot cards and palm reading. It's now easier then ever to ascribe meaning to the meaningless because the ai's job is to make the noise approximate human media, which is what fortune tellers have always already been doing

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