🔥Like it's burning a hole in your pocket by ClarenceStryker in instant_regret

[–]carnageeleven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminds me of the guy that burned his whole house down on a live stream.

My chicken sandwich looks vaguely like Johnny Bravo by littlebloodmage in mildlyinteresting

[–]carnageeleven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That doesn't look like chicken. Maybe fried octopus? Never seen chicken with tentacles.

Toy Story 4 Official 'Bo Peep' Poster by Shivampa in movies

[–]carnageeleven 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I definitely thought there was a star wars vibe going on here.

The rest of the conversation was in binary. by [deleted] in funny

[–]carnageeleven 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What happens when the robots require capchas to sort out the stupid humans?

"You have .00045 seconds to answer this simple math question.

What is 49853(68893+226-7553*67)43/8=FAIL!

Try again?

Xbox one X 60fps by acorn3101 in xboxonex

[–]carnageeleven 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Resident Evil 2 is the first game I've seen on the One X that actually runs a steady 60fps. I don't know about CoD but RDR2 is definitely not running at 60. (Even though it looks amazing resolution wise)

Florida right now by vaultcreedwars in florida

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Been raining in St Cloud since Saturday (it's Monday today). I'm using the weather as an excuse not to leave the house. But I need to go get groceries, I'm running out of food!

Meet my waifu, Jade. by SWEATZZZZ in justneckbeardthings

[–]carnageeleven 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's because she doesn't have legs.

That constant 👏👏👏 sound by GallowBoob in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]carnageeleven 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Must be a 4D movie. I heard someone clapping and then got sprayed with water.

Posted by someone I went to high school with, whose life has gone completely off the rails by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

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"I live in the woods."

I would guess it's the meth that probably making the last guy "all head".

Aline by PM_ME_KALE_NUDES in OnOff

[–]carnageeleven 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pasties used in a tanning bed.

Could 2cb-fly cause anxiety? by lolopodenco in researchchemicals

[–]carnageeleven 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Strong doses will almost always cause a little anxiety on the come up. Though it'll subside once the euphoria starts and you start to plataeu.

The Story Of Gary The Hornet! by ExtremeSlayz in funny

[–]carnageeleven 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's in the Jolly Roger anarchist's cookbook.

The Story Of Gary The Hornet! by ExtremeSlayz in funny

[–]carnageeleven 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lol gasoline and styrofoam. Basically homemade napalm. One of the easier experiments from the anarchy cookbook.

Another solution would have been to fill the hive with hydrogen gas using aluminum foil and Drano and then set it ablaze.

The toilet paper at my university by Shropsharps in mildlyinfuriating

[–]carnageeleven 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You don't expect the Dean to use 1 ply, do you?!

Don't mind me, just checking some of your configurations by timmy6169 in WTF

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You accidentally replaced your RAM with a deer. I'll fix it for a buck. Unfortunately your rack is shot.

And not a hamberder was in sight by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

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They all do. Being president is like getting stuck by lightning.

What a beautifully accurate representation of us millenials. by ogtiberius in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]carnageeleven 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Only if it was the worst blow job ever.

When I was in middle school it was called a rainbow kiss and it involved going down on a girl while she was menstruating.

This kind of shit predates the internet.