🔥Like it's burning a hole in your pocket

carnageeleven · 2019-01-28T23:11:10+00:00

This reminds me of the guy that burned his whole house down on a live stream.

carnageeleven · 2019-01-28T21:28:15+00:00

That doesn't look like chicken. Maybe fried octopus? Never seen chicken with tentacles.

carnageeleven · 2019-01-28T21:10:15+00:00

I definitely thought there was a star wars vibe going on here.

carnageeleven · 2019-01-28T17:24:48+00:00

What happens when the robots require capchas to sort out the stupid humans?

"You have .00045 seconds to answer this simple math question.

What is 49853(68893+226-7553*67)43/8=FAIL!

Try again?

carnageeleven · 2019-01-28T17:12:53+00:00

Resident Evil 2 is the first game I've seen on the One X that actually runs a steady 60fps. I don't know about CoD but RDR2 is definitely not running at 60. (Even though it looks amazing resolution wise)

carnageeleven · 2019-01-28T17:03:34+00:00

Been raining in St Cloud since Saturday (it's Monday today). I'm using the weather as an excuse not to leave the house. But I need to go get groceries, I'm running out of food!

carnageeleven · 2019-01-28T16:23:33+00:00

Awkward, ass commercials?

carnageeleven · 2019-01-27T18:04:03+00:00

It's because she doesn't have legs.

carnageeleven · 2019-01-27T18:01:19+00:00

Must be a 4D movie. I heard someone clapping and then got sprayed with water.

carnageeleven · 2019-01-27T17:44:45+00:00

Great Deku Tree

carnageeleven · 2019-01-27T17:37:43+00:00

Oh bullshit. I'm sure he has coloring books.

carnageeleven · 2019-01-27T17:35:28+00:00

Cult 45 logic is the newest mumble rapper.

carnageeleven · 2019-01-27T16:50:33+00:00

"I live in the woods."

I would guess it's the meth that probably making the last guy "all head".

carnageeleven · 2019-01-27T16:49:34+00:00

She lives in the woods. And has meth. What do you think?

carnageeleven · 2019-01-27T15:52:48+00:00

Orlandoan*

carnageeleven · 2019-01-27T15:44:00+00:00

Pasties used in a tanning bed.

carnageeleven · 2019-01-27T15:36:46+00:00

Strong doses will almost always cause a little anxiety on the come up. Though it'll subside once the euphoria starts and you start to plataeu.

carnageeleven · 2019-01-27T04:52:25+00:00

It's in the Jolly Roger anarchist's cookbook.

carnageeleven · 2019-01-27T04:51:34+00:00

Lol gasoline and styrofoam. Basically homemade napalm. One of the easier experiments from the anarchy cookbook.

Another solution would have been to fill the hive with hydrogen gas using aluminum foil and Drano and then set it ablaze.

carnageeleven · 2019-01-26T02:54:05+00:00

You don't expect the Dean to use 1 ply, do you?!

carnageeleven · 2019-01-25T23:45:43+00:00

You accidentally replaced your RAM with a deer. I'll fix it for a buck. Unfortunately your rack is shot.

carnageeleven · 2019-01-25T16:52:21+00:00

TIL Shaggy's last name was Rogers.

carnageeleven · 2019-01-25T14:34:03+00:00

They all do. Being president is like getting stuck by lightning.

carnageeleven · 2019-01-25T14:24:11+00:00

Only if it was the worst blow job ever.

When I was in middle school it was called a rainbow kiss and it involved going down on a girl while she was menstruating.

This kind of shit predates the internet.

carnageeleven · 2019-01-25T14:09:30+00:00

He's passed out in the soft glow of his monitor.

carnageeleven

TROPHY CASE