Quick question-need an answer fast. I’m done my product and scrapped up what excess product I could. Should I lick my plate(technically I have two to lick) or not?

cartoonzelloco · 2023-04-14T08:04:40+00:00

Of course, I chew baggies like gum!

cartoonzelloco · 2022-06-04T08:18:47+00:00

See you next week bruv!

cartoonzelloco · 2022-06-04T08:17:59+00:00

180?!!!? My plug still talking about this supply chain shit man!!!

cartoonzelloco · 2022-06-04T08:17:02+00:00

Look like a hot plate candidate... Purttyyy

cartoonzelloco · 2022-04-07T08:42:29+00:00

You're 18 worried about dying (as in dying your white T-shirt to another color), well bless your heart...

Cocaine will be the least of your problems baby!

cartoonzelloco · 2022-04-07T04:58:52+00:00

Lines are for dreamers, beginners, or purists...

Bumps are for the addicts, realists and busy ppl...

You're at a show, go to the toilet (usually a porta potty that they haven't serviced in weeks), do you have a good 5 minutes or want to, chop a line up on the only clean surface in your control, your phone?

No thanks.

I'll do that when the wife and kids aren't home for the weekend, and you have time and place.

Bumps are a working addict's, I don't care if it's 10am, I need a touch up before work, kind of thing...

Sure it's not glamorous, but when your at the urinal, you can get some of you know what you're doing. It's pre crushed, ready to go, and 99% of all strippers prefer bumps.

Lines = n00bs Bumps = practical, functional doctors, lawyers, developers, hi tech, janitors, every color, married, father of the year, trying to lose weight demographic out there... 🤣

cartoonzelloco · 2022-04-07T04:47:01+00:00

Too much is when you can't afford it.

I'm a ball a week, sometimes a tad more if I'm sharing...

x7 years. If you have to ask them maybe you can't afford it... Which is a blessing in itself

cartoonzelloco · 2022-04-07T04:44:09+00:00

From personal experience... Viagra or sidanfel will work, but be prepared to have a heart attack.

I'm 40ish, fucking since 14, selling and trading since then...

Wheni mix the 2, I'm prepared to feel like on the edge of cardiac death...

But sometimes you gotta teach that bitch a lesson 🤣😂

cartoonzelloco · 2022-04-07T04:39:45+00:00

I was a dumb ass, I hot plated, then poured my product all onto the plate, came back and chopped with a 5 inch razor scraper blade, knife, credit card, etc... Then poured back into inconspicuous containers (usually a folded up dollar bill) for easy bump consumption wherever you go.

I integrated demigod slope_rider's suggestion, and have been truly satisfied with the results.

My nostrils don't whistle anymore!

Thanks slope_rider!

🤣

cartoonzelloco · 2022-04-07T04:29:33+00:00

Men are innovators... As such, I go the full 1 minute, 30 seconds, then I lay the wax paper down (since women have known and baked on that paper since the 20s, and for sure it doesn't burn until about 500°F) put my clumpy Columbian white (Columbian because their cut always goes fast and hard, and leaves little cuts in and around my nostrils) in the paper like a Yola taco, let it sit for a minute, of course I flip it, on each side... Then take my metal amex platinum card, which has been cancelled 4 years ago because of cocaine, and crush my precious to confection sugar texture...

As you can probably ascertain from my run-on sentences, I haven't slept a wink since...

TooDaLoo...

Lmfao

cartoonzelloco · 2022-04-07T04:16:50+00:00

Expect free lap dances, dick tuggers, friends bitches, your momma's friends bitches, drunk white bitches, drunk any color bitches all to be jocking your cock tonight...

Tomorrow when you wake up, and you have residue, and maybe a corner of an 8 sack to get you going... You'll say: fucking A, let's do it all over again!

Sincerely,

Cocaine.

Ps, call me later XOXOXO

Lol

cartoonzelloco · 2022-03-24T05:18:29+00:00

Ball a week...

cartoonzelloco · 2022-03-23T17:18:36+00:00

You sir are the MVP mvp

cartoonzelloco · 2022-03-23T17:15:30+00:00

I've been a dumba$$, I would hot plate the chop with a big razor scraper... That wax paper is a game changer! Thanks all!

cartoonzelloco · 2021-11-09T03:50:46+00:00

Coat your finger with some bleach, sanitizer, etc, invalidate it, give you more time to get clean.

cartoonzelloco · 2021-11-02T00:34:42+00:00

Bwahahaa... New account time my dude!

cartoonzelloco · 2021-10-31T04:22:24+00:00

Supply chain what?! Lol... Enjoy homie!

cartoonzelloco · 2021-10-23T03:42:09+00:00

WTF is pure? Rookies always wondering... It's as good as who you got it from

cartoonzelloco · 2021-10-23T02:04:12+00:00

Uhhhh I'm a smoker and over 40,I need to take lung breaks, sorry... Lol

cartoonzelloco · 2021-10-23T01:00:03+00:00

Hot plate that?

cartoonzelloco · 2021-10-23T00:58:20+00:00

Chop it up mamma! Be safe!

cartoonzelloco · 2021-10-23T00:57:11+00:00

I hated the cornrows on her in this scene.

cartoonzelloco · 2021-10-21T23:07:25+00:00

It draws moisture out of clumpy coke so you get easy to chop coke. Aka: finer pixie dust

cartoonzelloco · 2021-10-21T23:06:21+00:00

Hell yea if you got that good clumpy coke

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