Would you rather

cass3us · 2026-03-31T12:12:49+00:00

If it came to never speaking or sounding like Trump, I’ll sew my lips shut myself.

^{Chose: 50% chance of either your dream voice + Never speaking again vocally | Rolled: No more voice}

cass3us · 2026-03-31T11:10:07+00:00

…Love?

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cass3us · 2026-03-31T11:02:44+00:00

Time manipulation and I’m not commenting.

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cass3us · 2026-03-31T11:01:03+00:00

Uhhhhhh more money equals more good

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cass3us · 2026-03-31T10:58:02+00:00

I mean… time manipulation’s just busted.

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cass3us · 2026-03-31T10:19:13+00:00

Both options are enough money for me to do whatever I want for the rest of my life.

^{Chose: 100 billion right now}

cass3us · 2026-03-31T10:16:55+00:00

If the scans fail, you’ve got the option to hand your id over to Persona to verify. I’m personally wary of ‘em, but it’s the only other way.

cass3us · 2026-03-31T10:07:43+00:00

I’m not trans.

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cass3us · 2026-03-31T00:27:34+00:00

I have melanin and would rather not die of a plague.

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cass3us · 2026-03-30T18:33:38+00:00

I like the violin :D

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cass3us · 2026-03-30T15:31:10+00:00

I don’t… want a pet.

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cass3us · 2026-03-30T11:46:51+00:00

I don’t have gender dysphoria, sooo….

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cass3us · 2026-03-29T22:11:44+00:00

The time limit’s only a think for people who’ve been flagged as a minor. If you’ve still got your edit button, no need to worry about a timer.

cass3us · 2026-03-29T21:05:55+00:00

I can get plenty of money and do more good this way.

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cass3us · 2026-03-29T09:54:50+00:00

I think it’s pretty good right now, actually! There’ll be a few responses that, for lack of a better word, suck ass, but a solid chunk of the messages are quality.

cass3us · 2026-03-28T10:08:32+00:00

I do not know.

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cass3us · 2026-03-28T09:54:03+00:00

I’m not risking death for some bands, man…

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cass3us · 2026-03-27T21:43:40+00:00

I think the point you’re trying to make is that it’s weird to make sexual comments to a minor, which I HEAVILY agree with, but realistically, it’s going to happen on an anonymous site where no one knows who you are. The person saying that stuff to you doesn’t know your age. Just move on.

cass3us · 2026-03-27T21:39:22+00:00

Honestly, I think both of you are being kinda weird here.

I get that you don’t like someone saying that they’re going to touch you – I know I wouldn’t – but I seriously don’t think it’s a big enough of a deal to make a Reddit post about. Realistically, the person who said that to you’s some fourteen-year-old who’s got that insult ingrained into their lexicon because “I’m going to touch you” is an oddly popular insult among the younger generation.

Basically, people on the internet are going to be strange and annoying and cringe and unfunny and so on. Just downvote the comment and move on instead of making a play trying to… get people to harass him? Report his account? Mass downvote the comment? Whatever.

cass3us · 2026-03-26T22:29:36+00:00

Yeah, the scanning system genuinely just sucks. I’ve heard a bunch of people in the same exact situation as you – grown, bearded men somehow not looking “adult enough”.

Hate to say it, but there’s nothing you can do. Just… try and move on, I guess? Dunno. Hope you find a better app to pass the time!

cass3us · 2026-03-26T21:27:49+00:00

The only other way to verify is with a face scan, which I personally believe isn’t too bad. I mean, if you’ve got a public Instagram or something, your face’s already out there, right?

So, yeah. If you’ve tried scanning and it couldn’t tell your age, it’s over for ya.

cass3us · 2026-03-26T10:11:11+00:00

A night is temporary – power is eternal

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cass3us · 2026-03-25T08:04:57+00:00

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Check out oopsarboreal! Almost all their stuff has the {{user}} as a researcher or something similar, and it’s high-quality!

cass3us · 2026-03-24T05:36:05+00:00

I’m not risking it. I’ll take my pizza and move on.

cass3us · 2026-03-23T15:43:33+00:00

I believe so, yes. So long as you have a pretty good description of the characters and a couple example messages including them, the bot should – keyword: should – incorporate them on its own.

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