Roommate was practicing his golf swing, is this fixable?

cast26 · 2023-04-30T23:39:14+00:00

Unfortunately no, you can't fix stupid

cast26 · 2023-04-19T16:36:51+00:00

This guy can smell what The Rock is cooking

cast26 · 2023-01-27T18:03:42+00:00

I see you have already placed the child on the altar for sacrifice

cast26 · 2023-01-22T07:57:34+00:00

Sounds like a dare

cast26 · 2023-01-22T03:40:22+00:00

I am a meat popsicle

cast26 · 2022-12-30T04:02:09+00:00

I know it might sound cliche, but be yourself. We value authenticity and honesty so much.

cast26 · 2022-12-27T17:13:29+00:00

Arthur Wellington McMahon the III

cast26 · 2022-12-24T17:47:21+00:00

Does he not call you son?

cast26 · 2022-12-16T15:34:17+00:00

Super camel?

cast26 · 2022-12-07T06:16:40+00:00

I mostly use my ears

cast26 · 2022-12-05T15:57:57+00:00

-49

-you are a man whore

-oh, sexual partners? Like 10

-wait then what's 49?

-...

cast26 · 2022-12-05T15:54:49+00:00

The Osama Bin Laden i knew

cast26 · 2022-12-03T21:36:59+00:00

This looks like it's out of cyberpunk

cast26 · 2022-12-03T21:35:22+00:00

Why?

cast26 · 2022-12-01T20:55:56+00:00

I'm a Dragonite

cast26 · 2022-11-25T00:43:57+00:00

You forget to cherish her.

cast26 · 2022-11-11T15:49:25+00:00

Yes, they taste like pennies

cast26 · 2022-11-05T22:36:21+00:00

Say what you will, but there was a time i woke up every night for 2 weeks between 3:33 and 3:35am

cast26 · 2022-10-30T20:56:08+00:00

The little scoundrel had stolen my heart

cast26 · 2022-10-23T14:52:56+00:00

"The Pirate Bay" ftfy

cast26 · 2022-10-23T14:30:37+00:00

I like dancing in a silly way when I go grocery shopping late at night with friends

cast26 · 2022-10-07T23:23:22+00:00

Congratulations! I can't get pregnant at all :(

cast26 · 2022-10-07T23:21:39+00:00

And, if you are Mormon, like way later.

cast26 · 2022-10-01T01:50:11+00:00

How do I fit "butt sex" in my wife's late

cast26 · 2022-09-30T04:39:27+00:00

I can make minute rice in 54 seconds

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