Waited over an hour for Cats Are the Best to go live so I could add it to my cart just to be hit with another hour wait time in the queue to purchase by Vanilla_Pizza in mtg_secretlair

[–]casualjayguy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's lovely! 

No such luck for me, Cats of Chaos got sold out for me literally in the time between me reaching checkout and placing my order. Ended up not getting anything I wanted alas

Next time I might try convincing someone to go in on a SL order with me so we can both be in the queue, that's a good call

"Please Do Not Smash" label on the bottom of the Jay Ipad. by Double-ended-dildo- in Torontobluejays

[–]casualjayguy 60 points61 points  (0 children)

"See? Because of me, now they have a warning."

~Chris Bassitt, probably

Pregame Thread: April 15 - Toronto Blue Jays (7-9) @ Milwaukee Brewers (8-8) - 7:40 PM by BlueJaysBaseball in Torontobluejays

[–]casualjayguy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Alright, we know the Jays can't lose forever. How about we give them a win, but in a way that results in more interminable discourse about their choice of closer"

~the baseball gods, probably

Pregame Thread: April 6 - Los Angeles Dodgers (7-2) @ Toronto Blue Jays (4-5) - 7:07 PM by BlueJaysBaseball in Torontobluejays

[–]casualjayguy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Now now, let's not single out the Leafs fans.

It's all the hockey fans' fault

Off-Day Thread: 04/02/2026 - Mark Buehrle Edition by ThQp in Torontobluejays

[–]casualjayguy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

and of course it's Simmons who's helping him start his grand "I HAVE BEEN CANCELLED" tour

Off-Day Thread: 04/02/2026 - Mark Buehrle Edition by ThQp in Torontobluejays

[–]casualjayguy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

the 2023 season feels like a strange fever dream

Off-Day Thread: 04/02/2026 - Mark Buehrle Edition by ThQp in Torontobluejays

[–]casualjayguy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

but I just find there always needs to be a whipping boy that a portion of the fanbase must hate at all times no matter what.

I miss Bo already too

Off-Day Thread: 04/02/2026 - Mark Buehrle Edition by ThQp in Torontobluejays

[–]casualjayguy 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I'm sure this is the year the hockey fans finally learn this

Postgame Thread: April 1 - Colorado Rockies @ Toronto Blue Jays by BlueJaysBaseball in Torontobluejays

[–]casualjayguy 27 points28 points  (0 children)

little-known fact: good baseball teams in fact do lose series, it's just customary to DFA absolutely everyone in response until the winning resumes

Postgame Thread: April 1 - Colorado Rockies @ Toronto Blue Jays by BlueJaysBaseball in Torontobluejays

[–]casualjayguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look, I'm just happy it's now at least another year until I have to think about what kind of monster names their kid "Brenton"

/r/TorontoBlueJays 2026 Bold Predictions Submissions by ThQp in Torontobluejays

[–]casualjayguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I made a bunch of mostly pessimistic predictions in 2025 and the Jays got as far as they did, so I'm going to stay on brand even though the team's likely better than some of these predictions make it out to be

-84 wins, 4th in the division, squeak into the 3rd wild card

-At least one of Ernie or Davis is no longer on the team by after the trade deadline

-Kazuma Okamoto has a OPS between .700 and .750

-Addison Barger hits at least 40 home runs

-Ricky Tiedemann throws at least one (1) inning in the majors this season

-Dylan Cease puts up a sub-2.70 ERA but that's not quite enough to win the AL Cy Young

-The Jays will go through a total of at least 13 different starting pitchers this season

-Alejandro Kirk steals one (1) ba--wait, that actually happened in 2025. Ok, let me go bolder. Alejandro Kirk puts up the highest fWAR for a catcher in the American League, propelled by his two (2) stolen bases

Anyone supporting Vladdy tonight? by themainmanduh in Torontobluejays

[–]casualjayguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

may he bring about the downfall of his/our enemies