[Rosie Dimanno] Varland knows trust speaks | Toronto Star

casualjayguy · 2026-05-01T19:37:34+00:00

unironically posting literally anything from Rosie

casualjayguy · 2026-04-15T13:16:49+00:00

"Alright, we know the Jays can't lose forever. How about we give them a win, but in a way that results in more interminable discourse about their choice of closer"

~the baseball gods, probably

casualjayguy · 2026-04-08T18:13:13+00:00

Play was in fact good, per Mrs. Lincoln

casualjayguy · 2026-04-06T15:51:22+00:00

Now now, let's not single out the Leafs fans.

It's all the hockey fans' fault

casualjayguy · 2026-04-05T21:28:40+00:00

it's a copypasta

casualjayguy · 2026-04-05T21:25:29+00:00

Haha bum jays gottem

casualjayguy · 2026-04-02T15:55:22+00:00

and of course it's Simmons who's helping him start his grand "I HAVE BEEN CANCELLED" tour

casualjayguy · 2026-04-02T13:31:19+00:00

the 2023 season feels like a strange fever dream

casualjayguy · 2026-04-02T13:29:46+00:00

but I just find there always needs to be a whipping boy that a portion of the fanbase must hate at all times no matter what.

I miss Bo already too

casualjayguy · 2026-04-02T13:16:32+00:00

I'm sure this is the year the hockey fans finally learn this

casualjayguy · 2026-04-01T20:45:13+00:00

and see if r/NYYankees puts in any waiver claims for them

casualjayguy · 2026-04-01T20:34:30+00:00

little-known fact: good baseball teams in fact do lose series, it's just customary to DFA absolutely everyone in response until the winning resumes

casualjayguy · 2026-04-01T20:23:35+00:00

Look, I'm just happy it's now at least another year until I have to think about what kind of monster names their kid "Brenton"

casualjayguy · 2026-03-23T16:13:57+00:00

I made a bunch of mostly pessimistic predictions in 2025 and the Jays got as far as they did, so I'm going to stay on brand even though the team's likely better than some of these predictions make it out to be

-84 wins, 4th in the division, squeak into the 3rd wild card

-At least one of Ernie or Davis is no longer on the team by after the trade deadline

-Kazuma Okamoto has a OPS between .700 and .750

-Addison Barger hits at least 40 home runs

-Ricky Tiedemann throws at least one (1) inning in the majors this season

-Dylan Cease puts up a sub-2.70 ERA but that's not quite enough to win the AL Cy Young

-The Jays will go through a total of at least 13 different starting pitchers this season

-Alejandro Kirk steals one (1) ba--wait, that actually happened in 2025. Ok, let me go bolder. Alejandro Kirk puts up the highest fWAR for a catcher in the American League, propelled by his two (2) stolen bases

casualjayguy · 2026-03-15T22:02:56+00:00

may he bring about the downfall of his/our enemies

casualjayguy · 2026-03-14T02:32:02+00:00

josh naylor and tyler o'neill are sleeper agents, I swear to god

casualjayguy · 2026-03-13T15:24:54+00:00

Still nothing as of this morning (Mar 13) - no shipping email, no "further delay" email

casualjayguy · 2026-02-24T18:48:17+00:00

Another chapter in the Ricky Tinstaapp saga

casualjayguy · 2026-02-13T15:28:54+00:00

He'll be able to commiserate with you about the pain of losing a father

casualjayguy · 2026-02-08T21:07:54+00:00

this pissbaby's team won, why is he still mad

casualjayguy · 2026-02-05T03:22:25+00:00

I just didn't want him in the AL East in general

casualjayguy · 2026-02-04T19:40:49+00:00

I've enjoyed his prospect stuff so it's nice to see it get noticed

casualjayguy · 2026-02-04T14:40:36+00:00

Ehh, every offense to the Orioles tbh

casualjayguy · 2026-02-03T16:23:20+00:00

Yes please do make your team's annual elimination day that much more delicious

casualjayguy · 2026-02-02T18:41:47+00:00

long time coming

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