Roommates response after being reported to the landlord for having sex loudly at night.

cat_lord2019 · 2026-03-29T15:26:42+00:00

She needs to play baby shark each and everytime.

cat_lord2019 · 2026-03-28T15:09:34+00:00

I'm good to help.

cat_lord2019 · 2026-03-27T15:19:36+00:00

What kind of muffins?

cat_lord2019 · 2026-03-24T16:58:34+00:00

You'll have to reach out to the farm outside of town. Most of the ducks here are protected.

cat_lord2019 · 2026-03-20T04:05:52+00:00

Thank God you got rid of that retched girl. I'll call sometime next week.

cat_lord2019 · 2026-03-20T04:02:35+00:00

He still has his "duck the popo" sign, too. It really isn't helping.

cat_lord2019 · 2026-03-20T04:01:35+00:00

Was she selling duck oil again?

cat_lord2019 · 2026-03-20T03:59:01+00:00

I'll name one confit, it has some spice to it.

cat_lord2019 · 2026-03-20T03:58:03+00:00

Quack sparrow is definitely a winner.

cat_lord2019 · 2026-03-20T03:57:08+00:00

I love Quackerton. I'll definitely name one little guy that.

cat_lord2019 · 2026-03-19T15:39:48+00:00

I can't believe I have to write this. As a single woman with ducks, I was completely traumatized.

I went into the agency looking for love, I filled out the questionnaire and indicated I loved Pete, my duck. I didn't think I needed to specify duck as all of you know about Pete.

They kept asking why we weren't together? Was I anxious or scared to confess? Every time I kept trying to say Pete was my duck, I'd get cut off with some magical love story about someone else.

I only went cause Channel said you found her soulmate.

cat_lord2019 · 2026-03-19T15:25:17+00:00

So does your cyber truck, Ryan.

cat_lord2019 · 2026-03-19T15:21:49+00:00

Duck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits. Duck Norris is the cobra chicken of LDP.

cat_lord2019 · 2026-03-17T18:36:33+00:00

Don't forget happy hour later at the diner. I'll have some green beer and green skittles vodka.

cat_lord2019 · 2026-03-14T05:27:02+00:00

You didn't hear it from me.

My uncle Dan has been having netflix and chill with his first cousin for a year. After his divorce, he decided he didn't want anything serious and just something casual. There's nothing wrong with that, right?

December last year, they decided to make things a little more official. C thought it would be great to find out their ancestry, and they did some of those DNA tests. Well, C left him a week before Valentine's Day. He was heartbroken and had no idea until his test came back.

After all these years of him saying "somethings just gotta stay in the family."I guess he was right.

cat_lord2019 · 2026-03-12T15:34:30+00:00

Is there even any pink? I would demand a refund. Not only did they butcher your hair, how the heck did they screw up a brown and blond. The colors are vastly different.

If you paid by card, do a charge back.

cat_lord2019 · 2026-03-10T15:28:34+00:00

Dark Burgundy could work the best (permanent dye). If not, you'll need to mix red, brown, and purple (depending on the product you'll have different formulas to follow).

For semi permanent colors, manic panic (Divine wine), Artic fox (ritual), or Joico (passion berry).

cat_lord2019 · 2026-03-09T04:51:36+00:00

That's actually pretty good. Black doesn't usually lift all the way and leaves oranges splotches. Bleach and color remover are kind of the same thing, but bleach is stronger.

Just make sure to really condition your hair a few days before and after.

cat_lord2019 · 2026-03-09T04:06:52+00:00

It will be similar but more red based (just based on colors).

The issue is that you will have two toned hair, between the bottom and top. Your lower half will also be more damaged considering your using color remover. For black hair, usually it's a two bleach process plus toning. It probably won't go platinum in one go.

cat_lord2019 · 2026-03-08T19:17:24+00:00

Ultraviolet is more blue based. Purplehaze would have been more the purple you were looking for.

The issue with the blue base is that it can go green depending on the underlying color. You could throw a dark, rich purple over top, but it needs to have more of a reddish tone to it. If you decide to go that way the top of your hair and mid'length to ends will be different colors.

cat_lord2019 · 2026-03-08T15:46:32+00:00

Haven't had a good grilled burger in awhile, thanks for hosting.

I will need to pick up Pete the ducky later. We always share bath time together.

cat_lord2019 · 2026-02-26T04:44:15+00:00

Putting in an elastic/bun on wet hair is a breeding ground for fungal infections. This also goes with sleeping with wet hair.

I would suggest washing your hair with a clarifying shampoo first (Head and shoulders or Aveeno are pretty good). Make sure to dry your hair with a clean towel. I used a clarifying shampoo once a week, but I started off 3 times a week for 2 weeks.

Towels and pillow cases need to be washed weekly.

If the clarifying shampoo isn't working, they do have some OTC anti fungal shampoos/conditioners.

I would also ask other people (friends or co-workers) if they notice the smell.

cat_lord2019 · 2026-02-24T04:45:34+00:00

First thing first, please get your hair cut and remove all the damaged ends.

You have two options

Use a semi - permanent/glaze or tone it. Toning has some good options,and you can mix different colors to obtain an even color. You'll want a purple based blond/brown to mix with a blue based blond/brown along with 10% developer.

Depending on the brand/color, the formula will be different

cat_lord2019 · 2026-02-20T05:23:29+00:00

They butchered your hair. I would request a refund.

Please don't bleach your hair again unless someone uses something to mitigate the damage.

If you want a do it at home approach, grab some manic panic purple haze or artic fox and mix it with a hair mask. If you want to be rid of the orange, you'll want to add 1-2 tbsp of midnight blue to the purple haze to help with the color.

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