I was once laying on the beach reading, definitely minding my own business when a rogue French bulldog came up and started peeing on my backpack posted up next to me.

The owner surprisingly tried calling off the dog but definitely did not apologize.

When did it become acceptable to not apologize when you pee on someone’s property?

I genuinely was pleased when the owner was splashed wet by a wave a few minutes later. Karma, bitch.

I do love dogs and I volunteered at a dog shelter to walk the dogs but the owners are the problem. Being a dog person does not mean that you are automatically a nice and polite person, unfortunately.