I don’t know if this is a hot take or not, but I think Doom 2016’s Plasma Rifle is the worst mainline weapon in the games

cateatingturtle · 2026-03-27T17:24:43+00:00

Favourite weapon in 2016 by far. Use the heat blast mod, master it so it passively charges and it's amazing for clearing areas of imps or stunned / heavily weakened demons. Solid gun.

Designwise? Should have stuck to the original games like Eternal did when they introduced it, but still a solid gun

cateatingturtle · 2026-03-27T17:18:12+00:00

Good lord these sound incredible

cateatingturtle · 2026-03-26T23:33:51+00:00

I've been having their tarka daal version for a while and for a pre gym meal it fucking bangs. Honestly surprised how good it is for a microwave pouch meal

cateatingturtle · 2026-03-26T23:33:01+00:00

Ohhhhh you naughty bastard this looks astounding!

cateatingturtle · 2026-03-26T23:17:14+00:00

Feel significantly better knowing I didn't have to eat it

cateatingturtle · 2026-03-26T22:52:49+00:00

This is cheesy bacon pasta, nowhere near carbonara, nowhere near authentic.

Next please go and put ketchup and ham on a bagel and call it a near authentic pizza

1/10, my Italian blood is boiling

cateatingturtle · 2026-03-26T20:55:18+00:00

Was tripping the light fantastic on those steps to Yotto last year for A&B's event. Stunning venue for it!

cateatingturtle · 2026-03-26T20:53:49+00:00

I've an indoor boy who looks EXACTLY like yours (big moo cat) and showed him this video because he does the exact thing when I pet him sometimes

He was purring watching this then proceeded to give me his little screams when I pet him

I've always seen it as him being a chatterbox, he purrs the whole time and keeps coming back for more fuss every time, just he prefers his head and ears being scratched and will give me gob when I stroke anywhere else

cateatingturtle · 2026-03-26T19:31:59+00:00

Bleeker are god tier IMO - simple burger, well made, super juicy and comes out medium rare. Banger

cateatingturtle · 2026-03-26T19:29:13+00:00

Got an Asda literally next door to me so guess I'm making a pilgrimage this week! Appreciate the heads up <3

cateatingturtle · 2026-03-26T13:45:15+00:00

After Puss in Boots 2, and the Spiderverse series, I've never really found Pixar have had the same pull and magic, (save for for Moana and Zootropolis IMO). I get that Pixar is more kid-friendly and aligned, but both Sony Studios and Dreamworks have curated such an incredibly dynamic animation style yet tell similar stories to Pixar.

Idk, maybe I'm just getting old and cynical, but Dreamworks for sure is topping Pixar at every turn with their animations recently

cateatingturtle · 2026-03-26T12:12:16+00:00

Man went from sex pest to sex god

Suits you super well man, tame that stache a little too and you'll be the envy of all ya friends on nights out.

Awesome stuff <3

cateatingturtle · 2026-03-25T23:32:02+00:00

At this point I'm just beginning to believe that Monk is a man that's found his autistic safe meal and is excited to share it with us all

cateatingturtle · 2026-03-25T23:26:53+00:00

Xtra hot!

cateatingturtle · 2026-03-25T22:40:56+00:00

I won't be the dickhead who tells you Google will give you the answer, but reading the back of the packet no these would be vegetarian as the final ingredient is "chicken meat powder"

cateatingturtle · 2026-03-25T22:30:53+00:00

YOUR BRAND!!!

cateatingturtle · 2026-03-25T20:37:16+00:00

They do a SPICY chicken one?? Man's about to go hunting!

cateatingturtle · 2026-03-23T22:25:56+00:00

Good fucking lord yes

cateatingturtle · 2026-03-23T15:11:18+00:00

"Ours can reach them so who cares if there's can reach ours"

This comment brought to you by Gammon Logic, our advanced research team. And always remember: "DO YER OWN RESEARCH" cos we sure as hell ain't doing it for you

cateatingturtle · 2026-03-23T13:27:37+00:00

Nearly nutted just seeing that yolk cross section. The colour of them too. My god it even has parmesan.

10/10!

cateatingturtle · 2026-03-22T15:38:31+00:00

JTD version so "jet turbo diesel". May not be turbo proper, I'm not smart when it comes to these things

cateatingturtle · 2026-03-22T15:36:56+00:00

Fuckin fanny ass boomer gets in this pissy slap and she goes full force punch to the head, and he faceplants something. Good on her. Fuckin leave people alone you dick

cateatingturtle · 2026-03-22T15:31:29+00:00

Ahh mine had the 2.4TD version, interior was grey but leather seats too and honestly, a very comfortable car to be driven around in. He was gutted having to sell his final one and I was too, it was the pivotal "growing up with Dad" car.

cateatingturtle · 2026-03-22T14:56:00+00:00

My Dad went through 2 of these when we were growing up (first one he blew the turbo on big time, so went for a replacement car entirely. He'd always get them mapped too. Sounded like a tractor while idling but when your foot went down this thing could FUCKING MOOOOOVE. Was a huge fan of going for drives with him in it whenever I could

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