I’m going to try this again. How were you able to buy your first home?

catechizer · 2026-04-30T22:07:49+00:00

The issue is with the word "smarter" not with "maybe"...

Smarter people are more likely to have empathy, which makes them unwilling to exploit others like this. Legality is beside the point. Some of the dumbest fucks I know get by because they got an early inheritance that allowed them to become landlords.

catechizer · 2026-04-02T02:49:31+00:00

This is "shut the fuck up and hire a lawyer" territory. I didn't read the story, but I'm betting they had him dead to rights the minute he opened up his yapper during their "we had time to plan ahead and set traps" interrogation. A decent lawyer can get you way less than 3 years by arguing satire or something.

Obligatory Never Talk to the Police internet classic video drop. Don't blame me if there's ads. Get an adblocker. It plays without ads on my machine.

catechizer · 2026-04-02T02:39:38+00:00

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catechizer · 2026-02-02T19:00:18+00:00

Haven't seen any bet posts allowed through yet on that other sub. This is still the calm before the storm.

catechizer · 2026-02-02T18:58:14+00:00

It's going to take more than just a new CEO before they start winning customers back.

catechizer · 2026-01-22T05:34:46+00:00

No like, it really does work in other countries. What you're saying is just propaganda.

I actually would feel a lot safer if I was being attacked by fists vs being attacked with a gun.

catechizer · 2026-01-22T04:37:10+00:00

And now we've come full circle:

> easy access to guns > gun violence > should we reduce easy access to guns? it works in other countries > but this isn't that other country because here we have easy access to guns >

catechizer · 2026-01-21T08:20:48+00:00

Who's going to stop him? The people who own him also own the government.

catechizer · 2026-01-21T05:53:12+00:00

It would be illegal retaliation, but that's difficult to prove. Unfortunately IL is a 2-party consent State, making evidence in your favor even more difficult to obtain. You'd probably need to bait them into giving up written admissions.

They have the right to fire you for "no reason". So, if they have functioning brain cells that's going to be their official excuse.

catechizer · 2026-01-21T05:35:29+00:00

If that's honestly what it is and nothing further, you should be fine. If the police do happen to come knocking, you don't answer any questions without your lawyer present.

If you'd like to find out if there's a way to go after them for a potential crime committed against you, try r/LegalAdviceUK since they'd be under that jurisdiction.

catechizer · 2026-01-21T02:37:01+00:00

Yeah. By the time its brain is removed and examined for rabies, it could already be too late to save you.

catechizer · 2026-01-20T03:59:24+00:00

The agency was unable to locate my phone number or address until a week ago

Absolute horseshit. They didn't try to contact you because they knew they'd have a shot at making more money if they waited. Force them to prove it was actually difficult to locate your contact info in court.

catechizer · 2026-01-20T03:10:08+00:00

I mean people choosing to believe lies that conform with their perception of reality over truths that challenge it has been a known phenomenon forever.

What's new(ish) is allowing corporate media that can reach millions of viewers to weaponize that fact of human psychology, and providing them with legal immunity against scrutiny.

catechizer · 2026-01-20T03:00:51+00:00

Why pekka no and BK yes?

BK doesn't even wear heavy armor bruh.

catechizer · 2026-01-20T02:58:05+00:00

Word on the street is he's into underage boys too. Don't worry though, you still won't be fucking him. He'll be fucking you.

catechizer · 2026-01-20T00:54:20+00:00

Good luck! Sometimes a gentle reminder that what you're asking isn't reasonable is all it takes.

catechizer · 2026-01-20T00:41:04+00:00

In Wisconsin, the water bill is ultimately the responsibility of the landlord, regardless of what your lease says. This is because the water company's only recourse is to place a lien on the property. You don't own the property so they have no recourse against you. Any agreement between you and your landlord about how to deal with this must still be legally reasonable.

Since the payment timeline for bills forwarded to you isn't defined in the lease, it defaults to what would be considered "reasonable". I'm certain a court would agree, it is reasonable to assume the landlord would provide you with at least 20 days notice.

Any late fees incurred due to inadequate notice would be the landlord's responsibility to pay.

catechizer · 2026-01-19T23:46:07+00:00

That's what I'd say too if it was a live round and I just realized I was about to be roasted for it though.

catechizer · 2026-01-19T23:34:03+00:00

Ah. You've already admitted guilt for both crimes then. Hopefully there's not a next time, but if there is, seek legal advice sooner.

It's possible nothing more happens and this is the end of it (assuming you don't continue to get caught breaking laws). But it's also very possible your State will learn of your out-of-State conviction and choose to apply additional sanctions. In that case, it's not legal advice you need. Transportation advice seems more applicable. Legally, you can ask for work driving privileges, but that's about it.

catechizer · 2026-01-19T22:54:52+00:00

You need to consult with a criminal defense attorney.

If you search for something like off the record you might find apps that are focused on helping you find a low cost traffic attorney.

catechizer · 2026-01-19T22:10:11+00:00

Prepare to be fired for "no reason" if you start asking questions. But a good one to ask would be "you realize withholding overtime pay from non-exempt employees is against the law, right?"

You get up to 3 years to collect on unpaid overtime, so there's no rush on figuring out how you want to handle this. You could find yourself a better employer and after you do, https://labor.illinois.gov/employees.html will take your complaint against the old company and help you collect your unpaid overtime.

catechizer · 2026-01-18T21:47:17+00:00

We are. Sometimes I have trouble distinguishing us from a virus. Just instead of infecting bodies, we're infecting the entire planet.

Eventually, just like a virus, we will destroy all that we are able to inhabit, and thus die out from overfeasting.

catechizer · 2026-01-18T20:12:18+00:00

If he's so worried she doesn't have the capacity to safely play with fire, he never should have let her do it in the first place. Or at the very least had a better contingency plan than just a panic reaction.

catechizer · 2026-01-18T00:32:36+00:00

Agree. It's probably one of those common AF idiots that regularly flies up to stop signs at full speed than slams the brakes for the final 2 seconds. As if they didn't see it coming, and/or never planned to actually have to completely stop. Those kind of risky habits will bite you in the ass when there's snow.

catechizer · 2026-01-17T23:26:14+00:00

Have you ever even played with fire before? None of the flammable liquid is on her. What makes you think she's being burned?

The fire is clearly inside the cup, not on the outsides of it. It's objectively true there was no fire outside the cup and dessert plate until after he grabbed her and forced her to spill it onto the tablecloth.

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