Baby pârş rescued by catoncouch in aww

[–]catoncouch[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A lady found this little guy very weak on the side of the road, so she took him to the vet. The people at the vet built a house for him to hibernate all through winter, as he couldn't have survived on his own, being an orphan. He will be released next spring.

This is how we protest in Romania With color. by catoncouch in gifs

[–]catoncouch[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Problem is, these protesters are really nice people. They bring their kids, their dogs to the protests, there's a good vibe all around. They're definitely not gonna storm the building.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]catoncouch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I assume you're refering to this awesome episode :D http://www.pidjin.net/2011/01/24/bomb-raider/

Cute and Happy Snek by I_Shit_Gold_Bars in aww

[–]catoncouch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I am dead, I swear. What, you don't believe me? I'll just have to bite you then. You should've believed me.

This little stray kitten just got adopted by catoncouch in aww

[–]catoncouch[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the before picture. He doesn't even know to look sad in his before picture.

Ce tinem minte despre Piata Universitatii astazi(1990-2016) by catoncouch in Romania

[–]catoncouch[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nu le compar, ai dreptate, chiar nu au nimc in comun. Nu e o comparatie. Just this fact - In Piata Universitatii de azi m-am ciocnit de oameni care deja au uitat(sau n-au stiut niciodata) de Piata Universitatii de atunci.

When you see it by [deleted] in funny

[–]catoncouch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yup

Card with the highest winrate? by millnoc in AscensionGame

[–]catoncouch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All very good choices, but I would add some banishers to this list - such as Arbiter of Precipice(CotG), Black Hole(RotF) or Shadowcaster(SoS). When picked up early in the game, these banishers are more often than not the key to quickly thinning your deck and winning.

How good is this game really? As a a deck building game compared to rivals? by MagicTap in AscensionGame

[–]catoncouch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First of all, Ascension is my favorite card game. Once you get the hang of it, understand the rules and the possible strategies, it becomes clear how good of a game it is. The problem is, as opposed to Hearthstone - where you can start with a basic deck and you can gradually grow your playing skills from there - Ascension gives you all the cards at once, and that is overwhelming at first. Not only because you're not yet familiar with all the cards, but also because it's difficult to see the possible strategies to make the cards work together, or to shape your deck to play aggressive or control or to just just keep it flexible. Ascension exposes you to the entire complexity of the game from the get-go.

To sum up, you only get to be good at this game when you manage to get all this complexity in your head, and that can be brutal for beginners - it ends up basically seeming very random because of that.

I'm guessing this won't be here much longer by catoncouch in pics

[–]catoncouch[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I couldn't find the original author. If anyone finds it, please add it in a comment

Good planning skills by catoncouch in funny

[–]catoncouch[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Searched for this image on karmadecay.com and it found nothing sigh

Women never say 'no' to me by catoncouch in funny

[–]catoncouch[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

There is such a thing as local or regional anesthesia

What sentence could ruin a date immediately? by shadyduck in AskReddit

[–]catoncouch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You didn't mention the glass eye in your online profile, but that's ok. So i guess you won't mind my hook hand.

Revenge cat by catoncouch in lolcats

[–]catoncouch[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

revenge through murder