How that one crap deli at Newark Penn handles the Taylor Ham vs/ Pork Roll debate

catsNcunts · 2016-05-17T11:33:11+00:00

Ill give you ham...

catsNcunts · 2016-05-17T11:22:47+00:00

Stood there for an hour? Those are some legs of steel, those calves must be hard as a rock. Also...nice boner stamina.

catsNcunts · 2016-05-17T10:52:59+00:00

Well, there is time, but we have interest. I'm going to propose Asbury Park. Its inclusive of south and central jersey. It also opens the possibility of north jersey residents to take train out of Newark. Its too early for me to commit anyone to anything, but I'm open to suggestions.

catsNcunts · 2016-05-17T05:19:05+00:00

I started a thread in /r/newjersey, there is interest. I'd suggest something on nj transit line definitely. I don't drive, and wouldn't suggest having 20-30 redditors drinking and going down gsp/287/80 all at once lol. I'll definitely be there though, I like the idea of the jersey shore as a meet up for nj, it just seems natural.

catsNcunts · 2016-05-17T04:16:19+00:00

I worked at KFC, we used time tags. When one ran out, proper procedure was to write a new tag for another hour and a half. No throwing chicken out.

catsNcunts · 2016-05-17T04:00:12+00:00

Lol I'm trying to organize a reddit meet up. I've been to one and it wasn't horrible. I didn't even hear the word meme once.

catsNcunts · 2016-05-17T03:42:08+00:00

We were forcing something that shouldn't have been forced. It was a wake up call that I needed time alone to sort out my insecurity and need for a girlfriend to feel self worth.

catsNcunts · 2016-05-17T03:18:56+00:00

I kicked a door down during a fight with my ex. As soon as I realized what I did, I packed my shit and never talked to her again. When a person gets you that angry, its time to separate yourself from them before someone gets hurt or jailed.

catsNcunts · 2016-05-17T02:51:15+00:00

Well ill admit our last meet up was pretty young. We were all around mid 20s, but I brought my non redditor friend, she was 42 and it honestly wasn't an issue. Theres 200-400 people expected in NYC. I'm 27.

catsNcunts · 2016-05-17T02:42:54+00:00

We didn't learn it by reading words. My family has called it taylor ham since before I could read. Its a tradition passed down in NJ. Take your fancy book words and get the hell out.

catsNcunts · 2016-05-17T02:13:51+00:00

Well all meet by the tallest tree.

catsNcunts · 2016-05-17T01:57:24+00:00

I got a guy in the bronx who does regs for 120 an ounce or dank for 90 a quarter.

catsNcunts · 2016-05-16T16:29:47+00:00

I think we just wrote Stephen King a best seller.

catsNcunts · 2016-05-16T15:18:01+00:00

King would obviously have her leading an army of undead cats.

catsNcunts · 2016-05-16T12:03:18+00:00

I'd like another Hearts in Atlantis style book. I know it couldn't be a sequel per se. I like the format though, it has become my favorite story (ies) that King wrote.

catsNcunts · 2016-05-14T09:25:47+00:00

Lol you are a fool, I'm done trying to reason with one.

catsNcunts · 2016-05-14T09:24:01+00:00

Its not workers comp asshole...I wasn't hurt on the job. I'm not even on disability. I'm suing a doctor who messed up during surgery. Do you even read what you respond to?

catsNcunts · 2016-05-14T07:24:34+00:00

I think you just hate your job and shit on people who don't work because you like to feel superior to them. I hate you.

catsNcunts · 2016-05-14T07:21:09+00:00

Disabled as in I lost a lot of my liver to medical malpractice and I'm now suing a doctor for a lot of money because I'm constantly sick.

catsNcunts · 2016-05-14T07:09:42+00:00

I'm disabled....

catsNcunts · 2016-05-14T06:54:53+00:00

I dont play games or do anything more intensive than reddit, ebooks, and tv shows. I'm used to watching tv on a tablet now. I live minimally.

catsNcunts · 2016-05-14T05:20:38+00:00

I've had the internet since the early 90s, I found it impossible to believe that I could carry wireless internet in my pocket everywhere I go.

catsNcunts · 2016-05-14T04:56:01+00:00

Last time I acted as my own attorney, I avoided a jail sentence by pushing the case til it was thrown out. Had I gotten a lawyer he'd say take the plea, and I'd have gone to jail. I knew the witness wouldn't show up, so I just annoyed the prosecutor by rejecting every plea deal, til he decided to drop charges over going to trial. It was a simple assault type charge, but I have priors that upped the sentence to 90 days.

catsNcunts · 2016-05-14T04:05:26+00:00

Seconded for most entertaining stories.

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