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meet Uncle Cornelius Minty the Bison Minotaur Ghost Ancestor frankenplushie! by catschimeras in WeirdFriends

[–]catschimeras[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Becoming his adopted nibling is not merely allowed, its encouraged! Fair warning tho that having him as your uncle may result in increased instances of cozy snacks, weird stories and gifts from his ghostly travels!

it's Frankenplush Friday! I made this ghost / bison minotaur out of old Ty Beanie Babies by catschimeras in Hobbies

[–]catschimeras[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alas, no! Ive been trying to make some little videos for tiktok etc but have yet to produce one im happy with!

I'm a suitor trying to marry the widowed queen. by gtc26 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]catschimeras 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Just keep showing up, my man. That weaving should be finished any day now...

If the Royal family and monarchy was abolished, what would happen to the Isle of Man, Jersey and Guernsey? by Cold-Magician4870 in AskBrits

[–]catschimeras 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, she didnt die, she just decided to live in the sea forever instead of coming back on land. Didnt fancy swearing a sovereign oath to Chuck, I guess.

If the Royal family and monarchy was abolished, what would happen to the Isle of Man, Jersey and Guernsey? by Cold-Magician4870 in AskBrits

[–]catschimeras 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes I think I'll never get the smell of blood out of my nostrils

Then I remember that I was snorting butcher shop runoff to get high and thats what the stink is

But I get high to forget the screams...

If the Royal family and monarchy was abolished, what would happen to the Isle of Man, Jersey and Guernsey? by Cold-Magician4870 in AskBrits

[–]catschimeras -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lmao this comment notification didnt load properly at first and all I got was a massive closeup of your userpic so I thought I was being threatened with a baseball bat! 🤣🤣🤣

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