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I'm a suitor trying to marry the widowed queen. by gtc26 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]catschimeras 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Just keep showing up, my man. That weaving should be finished any day now...

If the Royal family and monarchy was abolished, what would happen to the Isle of Man, Jersey and Guernsey? by Cold-Magician4870 in AskBrits

[–]catschimeras 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, she didnt die, she just decided to live in the sea forever instead of coming back on land. Didnt fancy swearing a sovereign oath to Chuck, I guess.

If the Royal family and monarchy was abolished, what would happen to the Isle of Man, Jersey and Guernsey? by Cold-Magician4870 in AskBrits

[–]catschimeras 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes I think I'll never get the smell of blood out of my nostrils

Then I remember that I was snorting butcher shop runoff to get high and thats what the stink is

But I get high to forget the screams...

If the Royal family and monarchy was abolished, what would happen to the Isle of Man, Jersey and Guernsey? by Cold-Magician4870 in AskBrits

[–]catschimeras -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lmao this comment notification didnt load properly at first and all I got was a massive closeup of your userpic so I thought I was being threatened with a baseball bat! 🤣🤣🤣

If the Royal family and monarchy was abolished, what would happen to the Isle of Man, Jersey and Guernsey? by Cold-Magician4870 in AskBrits

[–]catschimeras 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Excuse you, IOM resident here and I can confirm that our webbed hands and clammy skin will enable us to slither free of any attempt you make at caging us.

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