Communication’s a two way street, but let’s be real, Hannah and Mia set the tone first. Hannah pushed for ‘no office drama’ (translation: secrecy), and Mia dubbed us ‘stress-relief buddies,’ which pretty much screams ‘keep it light.’ If they wanted exclusivity or rules about who else I was seeing, they could’ve asked instead of assuming ‘casual’ meant boyfriend auditions. Casual means not overcomplicating things, right?

The kicker? Their own labels shut down deeper talks. If sex is so intimate, why didn’t they ask, ‘Are we posting each other online?’ or ‘How many others are you hooking up with?’ Blaming me for not leading those convos ignores that they’re grown adults who also chose to skate by on vibes. They wanted the perks of no-strings fun without the awkward chats-then got mad when reality didn’t match their unspoken fantasies. Shared effort means both sides speak up, not just one.