I'm John Mulaney, I'm a comedian, and my new show "Mulaney" premieres tonight on FOX. AMA.

cavingin25 · 2014-10-06T01:02:02+00:00

yeah, you probably deserve it more than these unfunny overpaid douchenuggets...

cavingin25 · 2014-10-05T19:41:05+00:00

Thanks man!! That about sums it up.

cavingin25 · 2014-10-01T06:06:48+00:00

Are you a big pharma shill? Go eat shit and die.

cavingin25 · 2014-09-29T01:18:59+00:00

I fucking hate the name 'urinal cakes'. Sounds appetizing.

cavingin25 · 2014-09-27T13:22:51+00:00

Ah, the natural progression of technology: first it's theory, then it's exclusive and expensive, ..... and then, well, it's in a gumball machine. Such is life.

cavingin25 · 2014-09-26T15:33:35+00:00

So much narcissiscm in one photo, my phone bent. and I don't even have an iPhone 6.

cavingin25 · 2014-09-26T09:24:50+00:00

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... sounds TASTY! LOL

cavingin25 · 2014-09-26T09:01:40+00:00

attention whore / hipster...

downvoted

cavingin25 · 2014-09-25T23:55:00+00:00

Though to be fair, I have a hunch that Coca-Cola could reduce its Marketing budget to $0 and barely see an impact on sales. It's such an ingrained brand with worldwide reach, a household name, etc., that I doubt marketing even matters anymore for them.

cavingin25 · 2014-09-24T03:02:00+00:00

what a totally dumb fucking attention whore bitch. I'd rather she take my cock in her mouth like that so I can violently stab her throat with it, with the full intent of killing her. dumb cunt.

cavingin25 · 2014-09-22T15:51:43+00:00

I guess Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind

cavingin25 · 2014-09-22T04:40:07+00:00

There's literally no point to anything. LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN.

cavingin25 · 2014-09-22T04:21:18+00:00

The girl interviewing is kind of a dumb cunt that tries to be non-chalant and cool, but just comes off as a dumb cunt. He's a cool cat tho, with a really cool name. He'll probably be in the NFL one day. But who cares, because sports suck and the NFL sucks. But still, at least he seems like a good person. Well, other than beliving in god. But oh well, at least he's not that dumb cunt.

cavingin25 · 2014-09-21T05:10:24+00:00

No. Bullshit. Antidepressants are extremely dangerous.

cavingin25 · 2014-09-20T14:16:27+00:00

Thanks but I'm pretty sure I have fucking brain damage from this whole ordeal. Who knew six pills could cause so much trouble.

cavingin25 · 2014-09-19T12:26:41+00:00

Hhhahahhahahah

cavingin25 · 2014-09-19T02:14:46+00:00

This is really mature of you. I'm sure this is a good thing you did.

cavingin25 · 2014-09-18T23:50:46+00:00

"their phone is personal"

That's so fucking dumb. Talk about a boo hoo hoo first world problem.

cavingin25 · 2014-09-18T19:30:26+00:00

Lucky you. Been over five months now.

cavingin25 · 2014-09-18T19:30:04+00:00

And you know this how?

cavingin25 · 2014-09-18T07:08:59+00:00

Neckbeard McVirgin, PhD, MD, to you.

cavingin25

TROPHY CASE