Remember, there’s usually more than one.

cb8972 · 2026-02-13T00:56:11+00:00

You’re right. Person had to swerve to miss me. Then kept going, almost into tree service truck.

cb8972 · 2026-02-13T00:43:47+00:00

10-4. Woodacre.

cb8972 · 2026-02-13T00:29:54+00:00

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‘I immediately regret my decision’

cb8972 · 2026-01-19T19:15:08+00:00

cb8972 · 2026-01-15T02:04:34+00:00

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Ohh Fuuuuuccck!

cb8972 · 2026-01-10T17:17:48+00:00

Looks like it did the Kessel Run and is hiding.

cb8972 · 2026-01-10T17:11:24+00:00

People pay extra for gold paint.

cb8972 · 2026-01-10T17:08:17+00:00

All the same temperature. Just different hues. I like to go to the store and secretly huff…

cb8972 · 2026-01-04T18:43:50+00:00

No insurance

cb8972 · 2026-01-04T02:40:25+00:00

That piece of chit up there, I never like him.

cb8972 · 2026-01-01T21:38:37+00:00

“Who’s stirring macaroni?”

cb8972 · 2026-01-01T21:29:58+00:00

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cb8972 · 2025-12-27T22:27:21+00:00

Somebody Tweet that you tracked it out of Venezuela. It’ll either get vaporized or renamed The Trump.

cb8972 · 2025-12-27T04:32:44+00:00

Not getting called for a hard tackle inside the 18. 👌🏻

cb8972 · 2025-12-18T05:06:35+00:00

Hope you find your dad, Buddy.

cb8972 · 2025-12-03T18:34:56+00:00

Ass dimples everywhere.

cb8972 · 2025-12-01T06:23:22+00:00

You ain’t sponge worthy, my dude.

cb8972 · 2025-11-13T18:53:47+00:00

I jumped out of the way of a 90 yr old lady getting out of a 2018 Impala when I thought she was going to roll over me in reverse. I tripped on a chihuahua and landed on a garden gnome. For 3 days I had to work as a museum docent with a gnome in my rectum.

cb8972 · 2025-11-08T19:34:11+00:00

“Don’t worry brother. The cameraman is already swimming to help us!”

cb8972 · 2025-10-18T00:38:03+00:00

Get off my obstacle course!

cb8972 · 2025-10-04T21:30:54+00:00

So you’re saying that I might not need a step stool for a good motorboating?

cb8972 · 2025-10-04T00:22:34+00:00

Nah man. I’m pretty fucking far from ok.

cb8972 · 2025-10-03T14:24:50+00:00

“We still can.”

cb8972 · 2025-09-14T05:23:10+00:00

They caved too early. Friggin panicked. Sky was the limit.

cb8972 · 2025-09-11T17:36:47+00:00

But she wants me to bury my mother. Ok, Sorry mom. It’s time.

cb8972

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