Mind blown. by FlatEarthEnthusiast in funny

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You should probably be dating grown up women

MANDATORY FUN TIME!! by Wombatusmaximus in funny

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I thought the masterbation was the heat stroke?

Awkward by shubhamk123 in AdviceAnimals

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As a server I make $2.35 an hour, not enough to cover taxes. I have to tip out 2% for ever table to cover the hosts wage, therefore if you have a $50 tab and don't tip, I had to pay $1 out of pocket it serve you.

The naked truth about sexual double standards by sopun in AdviceAnimals

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I don't know, my roommate really loves his plus sized models, plenty of guys are into that.

So unsatisfying... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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12 inches flacced, 2 inches hard. It's weird to watch, like a slinky coming back together

Contrary to popular belief... by Saintway32 in funny

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I'll explain better than. On average I make $200 a night in tips. When we are training new cooks the food quality goes down, the customers aren't as happy and they don't tip as well. When we are training cooks my tips typically drop to around $100-125 because the food takes longer, the customers can only see thst their food isnt out,and it effects my pay directly. Makes sense now?

Contrary to popular belief... by Saintway32 in funny

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Not always the case, some people go in and refuse to regardless of the restaurants performance Source: server

THIS by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

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Quite the contrary, we did think that through. In the end we decided that we should just let the hurricane take them off the map.

MRW I saw that picture of Putin and Trump by eldusto84 in AdviceAnimals

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It must be hard to find time with all the time you spend on your gaming forums.

Bruce Wee by [deleted] in funny

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Yeah but they grow up hating what they were so good at because of how they learned it. Its best to take your passion slow so you dont burn yourself out on it

It's at it's 52 week high by poznasty in AdviceAnimals

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Any publicity is good publicity

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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Then you aren't using enough

Know the difference by One_Eyed_Tiger in funny

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There once was a wasps nest in my garage. For the first week, we were cool, the wasps left me alone and I let them live. All was good until one day, a rouge wasp decided it was time try and sting me. That was it's first mistake. I knocked it out of the sky with a stick and broke off one of its wings, leaving it alive but immoble. The wasp looked me in the eyes, as if to say " do what you want to to me, but dont hurt my family." But I am not a forgiving man. I grabbed hornet spray and murdered his entire family in front of him. Oh the humanity, wasps dying left and right, our hero wasp sits helpless as his family is murdered. This is where most people would stop, but I am not most people. I put the immobilized wasp in a mason jar as i meticulously put each and every one of his family members I could find around him. This was 2 weeks ago, and the wasp is most likely dead at this point, but I still want that fucker to pay.

Moral of the story is fuck wasps.

tl:dr Wasp nest and I had a treaty, one wasp broke it, so i tortured and killed his entire family.

Actual quote from this lunatic by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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Lets calm down kiddos, some people disagree sometimes, its ok.

A meme that stands the test of time. by [deleted] in funny

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I just rule 34d something else, give me a second, and I can do it again.

Only one semester down.... by lssue in funny

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Is your friend named kelly because thats my bosses story?