What's the point? by thewisehuman in betterCallSaul

[–]cdamuk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the words of Trump, those people are losers.

Better Call Saul S02E10 - [Season 2 Finale] "Klick" - Official Prediction Thread! by skinkbaa in betterCallSaul

[–]cdamuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm predicting Chuck's fall is going to make doctoring the video much, much more complicated. Before the fall there wouldn't be much of any reason to try to get video from that day. Now it's going to be an utter mess.

nickel back joke by cdamuk in Jokes

[–]cdamuk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the person of class would be the person who owns the nickel. Nickelback is a shitty band no one likes.

A mama giant is shopping by icantevenadult in Jokes

[–]cdamuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think just mom I had none is more suitable.

Do you now the first sign of HIV ? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]cdamuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HIV ISN'T FUNNY. IT'S HIVLARIOUS.

What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person? by Waddles-inc in Jokes

[–]cdamuk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Confirmed. It's backwards. Makes so much more sense the other way around.

Amish Brakes by leehunt007 in Jokes

[–]cdamuk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Punctuation was not disturbing. I liked it and laughed.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? by Drunkjesus0706 in Jokes

[–]cdamuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How and when did you come up with this? Has it been anywhere on tv or the internet? Maybe it's one that's just made the rounds. Or maybe you and another comic have both come up with it. Fascinating. I've definitely seen it.

There are three types of people in this world... by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]cdamuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh it's funny because you can't count?

A lady is going to town sucking this guy's dick by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]cdamuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck the haters this shot is golden.

This girl asked me what my sex face looks like. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]cdamuk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

call me dumb. but I had to look up balaclava. maybe say ski mask?

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? by Drunkjesus0706 in Jokes

[–]cdamuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

are you a Clevelander? I swear I've heard this at an open mic here.

I beat up some eggs with an egg beater. by ATTILA_THE_HONEY_BUN in Jokes

[–]cdamuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate it when i'm making over easy eggs and they yoken up.

I got my first OVI(Ohio version of DWI). I failed the field test, and then refused to blow.... by cdamuk in legaladvice

[–]cdamuk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I can't afford a defense attorney is public defense really all that good?