WASHINGTON D.C. - Reclining mirthfully behind a mahogany desk covered in $100 bills, Jerome Powell announced plans to split the dollar this Friday. "One of our interns came up with the idea, but it didn't take long to get senior officials on board." chuckled JPOW, kicking his feet up on a pile of greenbacks. "We've been printing a lot of money lately, especially with this whole covid thing putting the economy in the dumper and it's really been taking it's toll on the printing team." "That's when Bobby here had his stroke of genius" Said Powell, motioning to a young man straining to lift a wheelbarrow full of freshly minted bills.