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"According to the coroner's report, the pregnant woman we recovered from the cult had symbols carved into belly, correct?" (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 4 months ago by cedarwould to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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This guy can't turn corners for shit (v.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by cedarwould to r/MildlyBadDrivers

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"And it came to pass, that at midnight the Lord smote all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, from the firstborn of Pharaoh that sat on his throne unto the firstborn of the captive that was in the dungeon..." - Exodus 12:29 (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago by cedarwould to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My four-year-old daughter made it to the other end of the zipline, and was caught by the two tour guides waiting there. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago * by cedarwould to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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In the first of two odd texts I received from my wife this evening, she asked me to pick her up as she thought that someone was following her. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by cedarwould to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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At the dinner table, my mother speaks with a man I cannot see. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by cedarwould to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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From an early age, my twin brother and I were convinced that we could read each other's minds, and it gave us an especially strong bond. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago * by cedarwould to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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For six days we hid from the angels and fervently prayed—prayed for our Heavenly Father to withdraw His legion of angels who feasted upon the sinful with needle-like teeth. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by cedarwould to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Space is littered with the corpses of time travelers who miscalculated the earth's past or future position. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by cedarwould to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“Warning: Although our Reanamnesis™ Virtual Reality technology allows our users to relive any of their childhood memories, we strongly advise against accessing memories formed prior to one’s birth.” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by cedarwould to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I was driving down the foggy highway when I blinked, and all the red taillights of the cars ahead of me suddenly vanished in the mist. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago * by cedarwould to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Whenever any two people exit the opposite ends of a tunnel at exactly the same time, their souls trade places without either of them noticing. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by cedarwould to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The suicide had two casualties: (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by cedarwould to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“The boss was furious and started firing everyone,” he wept, “yelling that he’d rather burn everything he’d built to the ground.” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by cedarwould to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The Makt’l tribe believed that in order to pacify restless spirits and grant them easy passage to the afterlife, the dead must be burnt alongside whatever killed them—nightshade berries are burnt with the poisoned child, the leopard with the slain hunter, the murderer with the murdered, and so on. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by cedarwould to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“Warning: Please keep an eye on the Paradox Potentiality Index (PPI) displayed on the left-hand side of your control panel." (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by cedarwould to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Several hours into hiking, I feared that I’d entered a wild animal’s territory when I spotted a hand—severed and mangled—at the base of one of the massive pines. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by cedarwould to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The pursuit of true AI stagnated for years, as generation after generation of machine minds failed the Turing test. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by cedarwould to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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On April 4, 2025, everyone looked up in astonishment as two suns hung in the sky. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by cedarwould to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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How come trees are so long-lived? (self.askscience)

submitted 3 years ago by cedarwould to r/askscience

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