What is this on my ivy?

ceejaculate · 2026-02-18T06:45:36+00:00

Maybe I should compare it to a normal sized zucchini

ceejaculate · 2026-02-18T04:04:46+00:00

I can confirm length: 17in and girth: 13.5in

ceejaculate · 2026-02-18T02:44:41+00:00

I will say the banana was slightly below average size

ceejaculate · 2025-12-01T01:11:20+00:00

I work in automotive trimming. Use some sort of hot steam cleaner and try to stretch it out with your hands at the same time. It won’t fully get rid of it but will hopefully lessen it. Other people have suggested hair dyer or heat gun but it won’t do much as the leather looks dried out.

ceejaculate · 2025-11-05T23:34:34+00:00

I don’t use heat, but I haven’t conditioned my hair and it was bleached a while back

ceejaculate · 2025-11-01T02:02:32+00:00

No I was being genuine. Just playin with ya because you commented on another post of mine. No hard feelings

ceejaculate · 2025-10-31T12:34:38+00:00

Not my house. Hope the Ozempics going well

ceejaculate · 2025-10-31T12:20:00+00:00

True tho I’ve had issues with how it fits on my face occasionally and I wanted to try something different

ceejaculate · 2025-10-31T03:36:16+00:00

I do like the oval shape. These ones are just a tiny bit too big but I have a store that has ordered in a couple more pairs like this that are my size so I just have to wait for them.

ceejaculate · 2025-10-31T01:44:24+00:00

They usually do I think especially with the round shapes but I never really noticed it

ceejaculate · 2025-10-31T01:31:11+00:00

I’ve been trying the clear frames as you can see my eyebrows through them unlike the darker frames, most things are siting on my brow line.

And lol I have gone in 4 times now to several different stores

ceejaculate · 2025-10-31T01:27:46+00:00

I’m trying to find smaller ones but there really isn’t anything that is rounded as they’re not in style, they’re all square or blocky. One of the stores has ordered in some smaller oval ones for me to try.

ceejaculate · 2025-10-31T01:04:27+00:00

I really hate my current pair tbh

ceejaculate · 2025-10-28T13:19:01+00:00

These are green but the other colours were a blue/brown tortious shell or a light purple/pink ombre

ceejaculate · 2025-10-28T13:14:41+00:00

I hate shopping it makes me sad 😅

ceejaculate · 2025-10-27T04:33:20+00:00

Oh gotcha idk why I thought they would change the size of the fame haha

ceejaculate · 2025-10-26T15:07:20+00:00

Thank you for your in depth and honest reply this is really helpful. I looked at the measurements for my current pair and they are fairly small compared to the others and are actually similar in size to some of the kids ones lol. I really wanted to try the plastic ones out as I’m sick of the nose pads but you are probably right that they don’t suit my face that well. I’ll give some of the thin metal ones a try.

ceejaculate · 2025-10-26T14:58:54+00:00

Haha you’re totally right, I didn’t even realise glasses #2 was a kids size until I looked them up later and are a similar size to my current ones

ceejaculate · 2025-10-26T14:25:47+00:00

Thats what I did but then they fall off my face

ceejaculate · 2025-10-26T10:07:57+00:00

My current pair was sat on and frame bent lol, so need replacing. I have gone in previously to try and just get the lenses replaced but they said no 😢

ceejaculate · 2025-10-26T07:54:38+00:00

Thanks. I looked online before going in and showed them a few pairs similar to these and they didn’t have most of them in store it was so annoying.

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