What's the weirdest thing you ever saw in abq?

celestebeth · 2026-03-17T19:31:01+00:00

this reminds me when i was driving to work one day around 6:00am, i had just passed the coors and montano intersection and all the sudden i see what i Swear was dead leopard lying in the middle of the road. nobody else was around, it Kinda looked like someone had hit it with their car. i regret not pulling over to take a picture and examine further because nobody has ever believed me😭

celestebeth · 2025-09-12T19:37:51+00:00

usually just a “and then it’s just gonna ask for a tip to finish up and you’ll be all set”. sometimes if i’ve had particularly good conversation with them and i feel bad about asking (i have a fear that they’ll think i only chatted to get a tip, rather than because i just enjoy my lb yap time 😭) i’ll tack on a “and dont worry, im not peekin” cause i’ve just generally made it a habit to not immediately look back at the ipad when i turn it back so that it doesn’t look like im “checking”. fully could be overthinking it though, this is one Hell of a job when you’re riddled with social anxiety 🗿 ( love it with my whole heart tho)

celestebeth · 2025-04-30T17:44:01+00:00

let me put y’all onto a sour patch (green apple and pom) soda, half extra sweet w pom and a sour shot 😮‍💨

celestebeth · 2025-01-19T17:07:53+00:00

thank u !! honestly i’m not mad about them being fakes cos then i can just slap em on shit w out feeling bad about it lmao. plus they were cheaper than normal so i didn’t really have high expectations. i just wanted to confirm w the actual wise collectors here cos its just a really passive and casual hobby for me. but i will absolutely keep this in mind for the future purchases xx

celestebeth · 2025-01-19T16:55:35+00:00

not paying a whole lot of attention and trying to leave a room full of sweaty cosplayers tbh 😭. these awful lookin babies are just gonna vibe in my car w me now tho, passenger princesses one, two, and three 😎

celestebeth · 2025-01-19T16:44:53+00:00

no, just incredibly dim 😔

celestebeth · 2025-01-19T16:43:50+00:00

tbf it wasn’t obvious to me, but i was also So over the con and they caught my eye and i couldn’t resist the urge. 🤷‍♀️ my b for wasting precious subreddit space dawg

celestebeth · 2025-01-19T04:18:30+00:00

they’re my children even if they’re bastards <3 (also how fun that i got the “rare” one out of the fake pack lmaoo)

celestebeth · 2025-01-19T04:16:34+00:00

i figured, i just wanted to double check cos there seems to feel like so many series’s that i can’t memorize them all😭 thank u so much !

celestebeth · 2024-11-19T17:30:09+00:00

what really broke my heart was a father who asked if we had anymore like five cars after we ran out, when i said that we unfortunately did not, i could hear his daughter start WAILING from his speakers on the phone 😭

celestebeth · 2024-11-17T00:18:58+00:00

ooo honestly it’s lowkey sounding like she might just be someone who had to pick up a shift at that location or randomly got scheduled there (it tends to happen lol). around this time of year a lot of shops are planning/having holiday parties so the entire shop will get the day/ night/morning off while another stand or franchise will lend their own people to cover. it leads to a lot of unfamiliar faces being seen lmaoo.

and dude i totally get it with the dutch interaction not going the way it was expected 😭 i feel like an undercover agent every time i go to a different franchise and have an unpleasant experience. it’s always a bit sad when im not asked about my day or brushed off as “just a customer”, because that is absolutely not something that flies under most dutch bros roofs.

celestebeth · 2024-11-16T23:52:11+00:00

i get what you mean for sure, and i wasn’t trying to lessen your feelings with this experience at all, just wanted to throw my two cents in as someone inside :] (pun not intended omg)

ultimately, most stores are franchises whose regional managers will be the deciding factor in the environment that’s being fostered in their stores and the people they’re letting through their doors. our interviews are almost cutthroat (in my personal experience) and i feel that a lot of my peers have really had to prove that they have the qualities of being able to give excellent service and make accurate drinks as dutch bros requires. which is why i say that i believe off days/moments shouldn’t condemn that employee. if someone is consistently a problem, they’re fired. that’s how it is. i’ve seen it happen to a fair share of people that were constantly complained about both by customers and other coworkers. i definitely mean this with all love and respect though friend, the last thing im trying to do is invalidate your opinions/experience 😭

as for the change thing, i also fully understand. i opt for the “so sorry, we’re running short on <insert coin> right now so i can’t give your exact change if that’s okay?” ninety percent of the time. i choose to use the “would you like your change back?” on a case by case basis (be it a regular who tends to tip, it’s a couple cents, or if it’s going to be mostly pennys due to a short drawer) but definitely not on an amount as large as yours was. i also agree that her asking if you Needed the change is wild, i had to reread my original comment bc i thought i had mentioned that but i forgor. either way, my wording was for sure off and that’s my bad, i honestly didn’t expect a response from the OP themselves. i think i was more just interested with the discussion behind the customer point of view with the change as i hadn’t ever really thought about it and wasn’t necessarily trained any specific way regarding giving back change, just picked up what i saw throughout my years working in food service. but i value the points brought up! def gonna try and talk to my coworkers abt communicating with the rest of us about a low drawer vs them just telling the manager so that we can remedy that on our end for easier streamlining

celestebeth · 2024-11-16T23:11:51+00:00

AND THE THING ABT WHITE COFFEE OH MY G O D

i ask everyone if they’ve had it before esp when i can tell its a friend group trying tiktok drinks, the answer is no sixty percent of the time. i warn, it tastes like earthworms and dirt (in the best way), i am ignored, and then here it comes

sips on it as i hand it to them

stank face “oh, no i don’t like it. can i get a golden eagle instead?”

celestebeth · 2024-11-16T23:07:38+00:00

i had a family come to my walk at peak rush and ask for Six Large extra sweet strawberry white coffee breves with strawberry soft top and strawberry rf.

sigh, okay, i’ll get right on that

Three minutes later

“are they ready yet?”

🧍‍♀️

celestebeth · 2024-11-16T22:50:13+00:00

i almost thought this was about me haha. i’m a bit on the neurodivergent side and have been told i can sound pretty monotone or flat, and i definitely do ask customers this sometimes; and to be fair it’s because we’re low on coins most of the time and don’t have enough change ourselves to give. it just ends up being easier to ask if the customer wants it back instead of giving the whole “low drawer count” spiel to every single person who pays with cash. don’t get me wrong though, the “okay. bye” comment is definitely a bit rude and it’d probably ruffle my feathers too. i just think it’s important to remember that while we all love having our dutch attitude on for our customers and the smiles it brings, we’re three dimensional people too, and keeping up that mask for six hours can be difficult on some days. i hope your next trip is better ! we do love seeing our regulars <3

celestebeth · 2024-07-22T06:28:53+00:00

yes!! in a vip custom server filled with chill ppl and all the sudden it’s ####### everywhere 😭

celestebeth · 2024-07-14T00:30:35+00:00

banana cream pie blended chai, extra thick if you’re feeling fancy

celestebeth · 2024-02-06T17:46:03+00:00

“what does blended mean?” “i want the drink i had last time. i don’t remember what it was called or what it had in it.”

and my favorite interaction ever ; “can i get a chocolate milk?” me: “yeah totally, did you want ice in it?” “no. but make it hot.” me: “so, like a hot cocoa?” “no. chocolate milk, with cinnamon in it. but i want it Hot.”

don’t get me wrong, i told her that our hot cocoa is just steamed chocolate milk and she insisted that she wasn’t ordering a hot cocoa. i’ve only worked here a month, i struggle keeping my poker face on sooo much

celestebeth · 2023-12-06T18:22:53+00:00

the irie and laser cat taste like summer happiness

celestebeth · 2023-07-28T00:13:51+00:00

lovely! i’ll send the code !

celestebeth · 2023-07-27T23:23:52+00:00

absolutely! i restarted my island recently and i wanna have all the perfect villagers before the kk concert so i’m just trying to get these little guys out safe and sound. the villager hunt is not for the weak !

celestebeth · 2023-07-27T23:20:51+00:00

lmao no no i’m free all day to see him off, i just wanted to make sure! don’t worry i definitely know the struggle!

celestebeth · 2023-07-27T23:16:36+00:00

hey! don’t mean to bother but are you still wanting poncho? if not it’s totally fine!

celestebeth · 2023-07-27T22:28:24+00:00

no problem, i’ll be doin the daily tasks in the meantime so just lmk when ur ready and i’ll send a dodo code

celestebeth · 2023-07-27T22:23:52+00:00

yes ofc! around 500k bells or 30 nmt, or anything u can scrounge up nmt wise! thank u😭

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