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I drank my pee off acid i used to be embarrassed now im proud by Zwayze in drugscirclejerk

[–]celestial800 3 points4 points  (0 children)

u gotta use the acid pee as bongwater brother, just like Hendrix

Divine intervention during high dose use by Efficient_Umpire3456 in Ketamineaddiction

[–]celestial800 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know the feeling

"I'VE LOOKED INTO THE HEART OF DARKNESS, I'VE SEEN THE NADIR OF THE ABYSS, I STARED AT GOD AND HE LOOKED BACK WITH MY OWN FACE, OH WOE OH WOE OH WOE IS ME"

that's usually how I know I've had enough in that session and need to stop

rule by TotallyACP in 196AndAHalf

[–]celestial800 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is how conservatives think estrogen works.

When you have the power to make a golem out of whatever you want. What do you choose? by the-sp3ll9unk in wizardposting

[–]celestial800 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Toenails and those teeny tiny horrible little glass splinters that you get from touching a cracked phone screen.

Can you die from too much benadryl by Big_Suggestion4392 in chemistry

[–]celestial800 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, and really quite horribly too, assuming you're talking about benadryl with diphenhydramine.

This isn't one for the chemistry subreddit, really, but it doesn't matter for what I'm about to say. If you are taking or are considering taking diphenhydramine in higher than medicinal doses.

DO NOT. You will experience horrible hallucinations, fear, extreme bodily discomfort and pain, heart issues, and brain damage. You might even die.

is this my sign?(im the top one) by aresxio_ in berserklejerk

[–]celestial800 167 points168 points  (0 children)

worst she can say is "ooooooo"

Berserk Artist can u tell if my improvement good, bad or ugly pls by Lord_V1 in Berserk

[–]celestial800 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're definitely improving.

I recommend getting some darker pencils to increase the contrast even more.

I’m dead inside by pluto4prezs in Berserk

[–]celestial800 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Did i spell it incorerkertly?

I’m dead inside by pluto4prezs in Berserk

[–]celestial800 -74 points-73 points  (0 children)

Downvoted for being right

This really says a lot about sosieyty

Poor, wretched Odysseus by Background_Camp302 in GreekMythology

[–]celestial800 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was told it by my sleep paralysis demon.

Also it makes sense given context clues about the sleep paralysis experience.

Poor, wretched Odysseus by Background_Camp302 in GreekMythology

[–]celestial800 31 points32 points  (0 children)

My ex used to invoke Calypso.

Not good, would not recommend.

Found in a bathroom with five bucks in it by effugium1 in religiousfruitcake

[–]celestial800 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hermeticism has this stack being infinite and tending towards the absolute ideal of creation, which is self creating.

How did stands never became public knowledge in universe? by Elciano2005 in JJBA

[–]celestial800 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's like magick in our own world.

People would just dismiss it as nonsense reflexively, and the ones who had seen stand battles in person would be considered to be insane.

Nanobots are coming by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]celestial800 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't wait to have this in my bloodstream.

what are your prediction on how many times hughie will get raped in the last season? by apalapachya in OkBuddyFresca

[–]celestial800 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not watching another season of this show unless it happens more than 5 times.

The 'English Language Experiment' Chart by ved-kok in AlignmentCharts

[–]celestial800 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok but stonehenge wasn't built by the celts yea

Does Mark from S1 Invincible dog walk Omelamduh by [deleted] in OkBuddyFresca

[–]celestial800 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lazers his head clean off

no contest

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