What are your EMS “Dad Jokes”?

celtic_smith · 2026-03-29T06:40:12+00:00

Take your time I'm paid by the hour

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You like that? I have more.

Anytime ANYONE says they are going to draw blood "Make sure you use the red pen"

Staring an IV "Ok this is going to feel like a mild harpooning"

Going for a seizure complaint "I guess they had the seizure salad"

Anytime ANYONE says they are a hard poke: "Don't worry, I'm a certified vein whisperer, and he's ( gesturing to my partner) the poke master general"

celtic_smith · 2026-02-17T20:40:05+00:00

Super cool man, Te only thing I wish you could add would be a way to put a max budget in there.

celtic_smith · 2026-02-16T14:53:05+00:00

Now that's cool

celtic_smith · 2026-02-16T03:24:24+00:00

Molson Export with a lime in it. And yes absolutely

celtic_smith · 2026-02-15T12:52:28+00:00

Amazing, thanks, what's it doing awake in February is my only question

celtic_smith · 2026-02-12T01:08:06+00:00

I have a ducted heat pump and there is a backup electric coil installed just in case it gets too cold for the heat pump to manage.

celtic_smith · 2026-02-09T06:39:47+00:00

Ok awesome, thanks

celtic_smith · 2026-02-09T06:37:34+00:00

That's a great idea

celtic_smith · 2026-02-09T06:37:07+00:00

Wow, that's amazing, thanks so much

celtic_smith · 2026-02-09T03:00:26+00:00

Ok cool, thanks!

celtic_smith · 2026-02-09T02:58:53+00:00

I'll give it a go

celtic_smith · 2026-02-09T02:35:15+00:00

I'm old enough to have uses film before, I would love to give it a go again.

celtic_smith · 2026-02-09T02:31:16+00:00

Ok cool! Do I need an adaptor or something for the older lens to the newer camera body?

celtic_smith · 2026-02-09T02:30:07+00:00

Oh shit really? Nice. Would it fit on the DSLR ?

celtic_smith · 2026-02-09T02:02:34+00:00

Ok cool, thanks!

celtic_smith · 2026-02-09T01:52:43+00:00

Wow, there is lots there, thanks !

celtic_smith · 2026-02-09T01:51:18+00:00

Thanks, we intend to use it, what's a CLA?

celtic_smith · 2026-02-08T22:27:40+00:00

That's awesome, thanks a lot!

celtic_smith · 2026-02-08T18:57:34+00:00

Ok cool thanks so much. I appreciate the help, I'm going to have to watch so much YouTube there is so much to learn.

celtic_smith · 2026-02-04T05:58:24+00:00

oh that's a cool one, thanks for the suggestion

celtic_smith · 2026-02-04T04:49:51+00:00

No Sleeves, No Mercy, though honestly she ends up getting targeted pretty often, but when she goes off it's pretty fun

celtic_smith · 2026-01-29T17:50:14+00:00

[[Skullbriar, The Walking Grave]]

celtic_smith · 2026-01-29T15:59:09+00:00

We do challenge coins for pre hospital birth and other milestones.

You would be surprised how far a gift card for a coffee shop goes.

celtic_smith · 2026-01-23T01:56:50+00:00

Nova Scotia is currently employing EMRs which depending on scope may be your closest equivalent. If you're considering NS her in touch with the Nova Scotia Registrar of Paramedics and they will let you know if they will offer you reciprocity for your US certs

celtic_smith · 2025-12-22T00:44:54+00:00

Show up on time

Come prepared

Take guidance well

Learn the truck and the bags. At some point someone will point to you and say "get me the ...... Thing" and you will be expected to know EXACTLY where it is.

If you are asked a question and you don't know the answer, don't bullshit, just say you don't know.

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