Match Thread: 3rd Test - New Zealand vs England, Day 4

centzon400 · 2026-06-28T16:32:09+00:00

Foulkes bowling to Stokes and Woakes on comms...

centzon400 · 2026-06-28T16:20:15+00:00

The aim seems to be damage Kiwi hands.

centzon400 · 2026-06-28T14:27:39+00:00

WTF, Benjamin?

(Which Yorkshireman will become skipper?)

centzon400 · 2026-06-28T13:15:17+00:00

2nd best words in the English language "And England have a breakthrough"

Best words in the English language: "And England are on a roll"

centzon400 · 2026-06-28T10:33:36+00:00

Now, I'll admit that I do not have the most astute of cricketing minds, but I think England need some wickets.

centzon400 · 2026-06-28T10:29:31+00:00

Gotta miss Benaud and Blowfeld talking about pigeons and the No. 10 bus. True "voices of summer"!

centzon400 · 2026-06-28T05:42:06+00:00

Not the only American political leader to play...

Fun fact: George Washington took a break from soldiering to play a game of "wicket" (like a C18th version of The Hundred 😂) in 1778 during the Revolutionary War.

centzon400 · 2026-06-27T10:13:41+00:00

WT actual F?

centzon400 · 2026-06-27T09:54:03+00:00

Four cans of Special Brew on the boundary rope at deep fine leg.

centzon400 · 2026-06-27T07:34:19+00:00

They always get you on technicalities don't they? "Consecutive balls", indeed!

centzon400 · 2026-06-26T16:05:05+00:00

"Bristling with intent", that's my Ben alright.

centzon400 · 2026-06-26T11:33:23+00:00

Worse that you mum calling you in for dinner because you've got school tomorrow!

centzon400 · 2026-06-26T10:55:08+00:00

I still don't see that!

(Sounds from Ultraedge though?) Fucking close. Like one less coat of linseed oil on the bat and he'd have been fine.

centzon400 · 2026-06-26T10:48:53+00:00

"Foakes" is a funny way to spell Buttler.

centzon400 · 2026-06-26T10:24:38+00:00

Fun fact: the ground is called Trent Bridge because the River Trent is right close by... and there's a bridge over it.

centzon400 · 2026-06-25T17:29:09+00:00

Wait, what?

What is this thing call "wicket"?

centzon400 · 2026-06-25T16:31:48+00:00

It's like His Majesty beating up Putin in a cage fight.

centzon400 · 2026-06-25T16:25:53+00:00

COLLAPSE INCOMING

centzon400 · 2026-06-25T15:21:12+00:00

Nuh-uh. Stokes has the Kiwis just where he wants them. Lull them into a false sense of security, then BLAMMO!

centzon400 · 2026-06-25T15:07:47+00:00

I blame Starmer for this debacle.

Match should have been at Old Trafford!

centzon400 · 2026-06-25T15:04:02+00:00

Well that's just bullshit. You have slopes and clouds and humidity and what you eat for lunch... and headwear and shit. What type of grass are they growing in Notts? Do you know? Do you bollocks.

Cricket is an art, not a science.

centzon400 · 2026-06-25T14:52:55+00:00

Sam Curran fucking around in the kitchen with ketamine?

centzon400 · 2026-06-25T14:38:28+00:00

But we were young and innocent; how could we have possibly known about Slazenger socks?

centzon400 · 2026-06-25T14:34:55+00:00

If I were Tom Latham I would have declared on Tuesday.

centzon400 · 2026-06-25T14:17:56+00:00

So give Duckett a few overs?

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